The 3 sentences AU meme

Feb 01, 2013 14:43

Because clearly I am bored and rather than finish what I should be doing, I'm procrastinating wildly ( Read more... )

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*evil cackles* dislex1a February 1 2013, 14:47:51 UTC
Me first!

Obviously the ChangKyu spooks AU. With maybe unexpected villain Minho and lots of fail please XD

(And maybe also if you're still inspired, more Vatican madness? LOL whatever inspires you)

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ChangKyu, spooks, 1/2 glitterburn February 3 2013, 16:10:29 UTC
M comes to see them in their office in the basement. Kyuhyun is playing Pac Man on a retro games website and Changmin is reading a car manual that formerly propped up his desk.

“Agent Cho, Agent Shim,” M says. “I have a mission for you. Bestiaries at Bedtime has been stolen from the National Library. You must retrieve it or the country could be in terrible danger.”

Changmin looks up with a frown. “I’ve read Bestiaries at Bedtime. It’s crap ( ... )

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Re: ChangKyu, spooks, 2/2 glitterburn February 3 2013, 16:11:04 UTC
“Anyway,” Yunho says brightly, “is this about that library book? I borrowed it for Minho. He doesn’t have a library card and he told me wanted to read about the mating habits of rhinopillars. I told him he could just generic search engine it but he said he prefers to read proper books ( ... )

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Re: ChangKyu, spooks, 2/2 dislex1a February 3 2013, 16:35:44 UTC
OK, so this is my third time reading it and I'm still laughing like an idiot.

I love how you just take these really random ideas that Twitter messaging can generate and then turn it into something so coherent! I swear all I had in my head when I mentioned ChangKyu the idiot spies was an image of them trying (and failing) to be cool and suave. But to get this in return is such a treat. THANK YOU.

Well, first off, the whole Spooks discussion is hilarious. And yes, I'm going to agree with Yesung that RPJ was definitely hotter there than Armitage, although I haven't watched enough of the show to justify the comment XD Also, the name of the joke shop! The references to the generic search engine!

We put the intelligence into military intelligenceThey so don't, but the image of Kyu saying that is so vivid and funny ( ... )

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prettyminstrel February 1 2013, 14:51:20 UTC
um is this kpop only? (i was wondering if ur into 00Q fandom or inception or the avengers xD)

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glitterburn February 1 2013, 14:53:08 UTC
Er, I'd list my fandoms but there's like 80+ of them. Skyfall is not, alas, one of them, I'm afraid.

Yikes, replied as you were editing! I could give The Avengers a go :D

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prettyminstrel February 1 2013, 14:59:34 UTC
yay! (im thinking natasha/clint but im not sure if you do het so playing safe;) tony/loki! alpha/omega au plz :D

btw do u have a tumblr? i would like to indulge your other fandoms

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glitterburn February 1 2013, 15:29:32 UTC
Het is totally fine and I love Natasha so if you have a prompt for her and Clint go ahead :D

No Tumblr, not that I actually use anyway, I fail at social media really o_O

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diagon February 1 2013, 15:05:57 UTC
Pairing: Yunho/Changmin Prompt: Their characters on the Past version of the Time cover

Pairing: Changmin/Yunho Prompt: A new medical examiner in Mystic Falls... oh wait, that was last years! No point having you fail again hehe. (blatantly ignores the epicness sparked by my follow-up prompt from last year. It was more than a dream!)

Tim Gunn/anyone: Prompt: "Thoughtfully" or "Where's Andre" (said thoughtfully)

*scurries off home now*

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Everyone loves Tim Gunn glitterburn February 3 2013, 16:21:05 UTC
DOUBLE DRABBLE

“I’m confused,” Joanna said, moving the purple quilted handbag from the third shelf to the middle of the first shelf. “Whatever possessed you to put this here? It clashes horribly with the violet leopard-print shoes.”

“I bow to your superior taste.” Tim examined a pair of gladiator heels, frowning and putting one hand to his chin. “These are so infra dig, don’t you find?”

“A good pair of gladiator heels will never go out of style,” Joanna said. “But I agree; those are rather sad. We can swap them out with the patent leather pumps.”

“This is my favourite part of the show.” Tim reached into the Lord & Taylor accessory box and placed a selection of bangles across the shelves. “Set dressing is so much fun. Especially when the designers aren’t around, although it goes without saying that I love them all dearly and I care about each and every one of them ( ... )

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Re: Everyone loves Tim Gunn diagon February 3 2013, 16:53:00 UTC
OMG! I know this only seems to matter to you and me these days but you wrote an actually-proper-length double-drabble. Two hundred words on the nose (and yes I did check!)

Thank you for indulging me so thoughtfully, and the strategic placement of Joanna made me squeal! I love the Laudin Taylor (he's a country singer) wall so much that I get sad when it's a Blue FlagFly or Macy*s wall.

*mwahs at you, darlink*, but I'm off now to re-read Fashion!Homins!

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Re: Everyone loves Tim Gunn glitterburn February 3 2013, 17:02:37 UTC
LOL originally it was 216 words and I decided to cut it down just to make it a double drabble XD

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greyrosesinjune February 1 2013, 15:17:20 UTC
Pairing: Yunho/Changmin
Prompt: "I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul." - Pablo Neruda

Pairing: Yunho/Changmin
Prompt: Changmin doesn't want children.

Pairing: Yunho/Changmin
Prompt: Sherlock!Homin (or detective Homin :D)

Pairing: Hankyung/Heechul
Prompt: postarmy!Heechul

Pairing: Hankyung/Heechul
Prompt: AU Heechul is the shy one.

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Sherlock HoMin glitterburn February 3 2013, 16:22:50 UTC
“You must agree, my dear Shim, that the case in which we find ourselves embroiled is rather fascinating ( ... )

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Re: Sherlock HoMin diagon February 3 2013, 17:13:05 UTC
*phnargh*

That incoherence above is purely because I'm imagining them both in Georgian gentleman's attire.

But the idea that Yunho can deduce the case details and deliver a handjob simultaneously is just as delicious as the way all specific thought dribbles out of Changmin's brain when he's on the receiving end of Yunho's intellect.

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Re: Sherlock HoMin glitterburn February 3 2013, 18:25:49 UTC
Yunho's good at multi-tasking, what can I say *g*

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lolistar73 February 1 2013, 15:37:47 UTC
Ooh Avengers too? Could you do a Hulk/Thor snippet? Prompt:Jealousy

If nothing else HoMin is always my happiness ;D au world:pirates prompt: walk the plank

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glitterburn February 1 2013, 15:50:24 UTC
Your second prompt made my partner make weird noises so I think that's a winner LOL!

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lolistar73 February 2 2013, 01:41:10 UTC
-fist pump- I was hoping you'd say that! LOL Weird noises? I feel proud! xD

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HoMin, pirates, walk the plank, 1/2 glitterburn February 3 2013, 21:52:15 UTC
Changmin lies in the bottom of the jolly boat, his uniform jacket over his face as protection from the violence of the sun. The cloth is stifling, and sweat stings his eyes, blurring his vision of pinpricked light. His jacket smells of stale odours; not just his body but the memory of the slop served up in the galleys of the Indomitable and the luxury-stink of the cheroots to which the first lieutenant was so partial ( ... )

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