Writer's Block: Crystal Ball

[glitterglue_21]

Michael Jackson is alive and well and living in a small London suburb. Michael has stated his death was merely a dizzy spell, and he was in fact sitting in the third row at his memorial service as he thought it was a tribute to the late, great Mollie Sugden.

In other news, pigs of the EU have release a statement about swine flu:
"We pigs have had our

Comments

[psalm91]

the first part isnt so weird. It is Michael Jackson were talking about.

[glitterglue_21]

The scary thing about it is you're right. Lol! Normal times for MJ!

[xylona]

Is it bizarre that the one I find the most farfetched is the last one?

[glitterglue_21]

It is deffo the most shocking.

[fantasy_bubbles]

This cracked me up so much.
Thank you for making my boring evening so much more hilarious :)

[glitterglue_21]

Mwaha I got a bit carried away ;-)
Thank you! Lol, glad it put a smile on ya face!
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