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This is my stop,
Got to get off,
I may go pop,
Excuse me...
Excuse me...
I've got to be direct,
(la, la, la)
If I'm wrong please correct.
(la, la, la)
Your standing on my neck,
(la, la, la)
Your standing on my neck,
(la, la, la)
Your standing on my neck.
La, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la.

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Survival
By: Chuck Sullivan

Understand
that nothing is
fully guaranteed

but as the elevator
is falling
don't for the love
of God

hold onto anything
but jump up

and down like crazy

and hope
that with luck
when it lands
you'll be caught

up in the air
alive and well
saved in the blessed

space between
the ceiling
and the floor