Comments | glitterwontflow: Age makes no difference till you open your mouth

glitterwontflow

Age makes no difference till you open your mouth

Mar 30, 2007 01:59

So my reasons for posting this story are two-fold. One, Michael Putlack requested it. Two, my friends and those who I care about need to sometimes be reminded that there are really stupid people in the world who they need to watch out for. Officially ( Read more... )

Comments 6

faeuboulanger March 30 2007, 01:47:33 UTC

This...is the most absurd thing I have ever heard.

If I haven't told you enough times, I am jealous of you. And I know you don't need me to tell you this, but you *are* gorgeous...utterly gorgeous. And that has nothing to do with your weight. So, you know. She don't know shit. As it were.

jimineverdies March 30 2007, 02:47:25 UTC

i wrote this song to make you feel better, or something like that, maybe its cuz you suggested it.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/12/17/523685/Fat%20Girls.mp3

yellow_abyss March 30 2007, 18:30:51 UTC

what in the hell? what a loser.

i think you're sexy hetero lifemate ;)

adventurerneil March 30 2007, 22:00:32 UTC

"Moved by her command of the English language and her ability to read a profile that says I'm studying abroad quite clearly as opposed to actually German, I was also charmed by her ability to confuse me picking on her with her being an ignorant moron. I also noticed that she had the forethought to block me so that I couldn't reply and further terrorize her with my bullying."

ROFL! Best paragraph EVER. It was good to talk to you the other day, sorry I suck at initiating phone sex. :\ I'll try to get better. For you.

glitterwontflow March 31 2007, 03:52:06 UTC

Sorry, I'm too cool to have phone sex with you. Maybe virtual reality sex?

Funny plausible_vixen April 2 2007, 20:00:24 UTC

It's funny to pick on those of lesser intelligence; I just wish they wouldn't make it QUITE so easy.