255. | voice post.

[glock30]

Hey, John Doe. I've got an annoying bird attached to me. You can buy me that drink tomorrow.

She's demanding.

Oh, for Christ's sake. I've HAD it. Why the hell is this thing back? It completely ruined my coat last time and -

Is she always this loud? I don't remember her being this loud. She's just upset because of that gu -Will you SHUT UP? I'm

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[notapreacher]

...Maybe if you feed it, it won't bite you.

[glock30]

She's STARVING me.

Maybe if I shoot it I won't have anymore problems.

[notapreacher]

That works too.

[glock30]

I'm pretty sure I'd end up dead. I'm not that much of an idiot.

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[nico_oniichan]

...I like yours.

Of course you would.

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[glock30]

I hate you.

Does he yell at you, too?

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[nico_oniichan]

Do not.

Unfortunately. Though he hasn't threatened to shoot me, yet.

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[glock30]

Prove it.

It's only a matter of time...

You think we could switch?

Shut up, you goddamn bird.

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[glock30]

It BIT me. There's something wrong with it. I think it has rabies.

Not very nice? She's the definition of not very nice.

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[glock30]

How the hell should I know? Even though I guess that'd mean my soul had rabies, and I'm pretty sure I'm not diseased.

...Are you high?

[notagangster]

John Doe, huh? That's not one I've heard before.

You really passing me over to spend the day with a bird?

[glock30]

What can I say? I'm creative.

Does it sound like I'm interested in passing up a drink to spend the day with a bird? I'm not interested in getting feathers in my glass.

[notagangster]

Could be worse.

So your soul's a bird. Let me guess, it's something in the sparrowhawk category?

[glock30]

You're actually right. I could've named you Jane Doe.

It's a fucking magpie.

[becomedemons]

Heh.

[glock30]

Helloooooooooooooooooooooo! Wanna start a movement for the unfair treatment of fair feathered friends?

[becomedemons]

I am content.

[glock30]

You sound thrilled, really.