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[glock30]

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Did I hear something about zombies? Must be Tuesday here. Oh, it's on -

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii~

Did you really think you could get rid of me?

[the snick-snick of a lighter catching, then a sharp inhale]

Not that I'm happy to be back in a hellhole like this, but at least there are people out there who owe me a serious round of drinks and

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[onlyfive]

He loves you. So much.

[glock30]

I'm going to eat him.

[onlyfive]

But he loves you!

I don't think he'd taste too good anyway.

[glock30]

He does not love anyone but his own asshole.

[playstheblues]

[playstheblues]

Faye?

[playstheblues]

Faye?

[playstheblues]

FAYE!

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[bangyoudead]

BABY!

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[glock30]

audio;

[glock30]

I've been here five minutes and I've already got someone's ass to kick.

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[bangyoudead]

I knew you couldn't stay away~

[elegyinheels]

This is why I'm so fucking glad animals hate me.

Welcome back?

[glock30]

Really? I thought I was the only person left in that club.

I don't know if I should say thanks or not.

[elegyinheels]

Cute and fuzzy little creatures aren't really my style.

I don't either! But I've been here like a week, so. I'm Threnody.

[glock30]

They're only good when they're roasting.

Fresh meat. That's exciting. I'm surprised this place is still taking new recruits.

[ofmyderriere]

...you okay there?

[glock30]

I'm still breathing.

[ofmyderriere]

Looks like that'll do, this week.

[glock30]

You mean the zombie bullshit?