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[glompwitch]

Good evening, students at MAGI!

My name is Megaera D'Ashland, and soon enough, I'll be on staff, focusing on assisting you in the library and laboratories of the campus. Given this world's unusual magical nature, immense caution is an important priority for any prospective mage here, and so I'll be helping to keep you safe, making sure that proper

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[dontspeakofit]

...

You've got that look. I don't like that look, Samantha.

Shut up. Hey! Witch-lady! How much would it cost me to get you to do my homework for me?

[There is an audible facepalm from Mursa in the background.]

[glompwitch]

... I'm pretty sure that there is no numeric answer I could provide that wouldn't result in a lot of trouble for the both of us.

[dontspeakofit]

Aw, come on! I could seriously make it worth your while!

Samantha...

[totally ignoring partner now]

Seriously!

[glompwitch]

... You realize this post is public and that it's highly likely that my boss is reading this, right?

Plus, I'm really not sure doing your homework for you is a good idea, anyhow. Don't need you mistaking the symbol of Myey for a perfectly normal heart glyph, or the like...

[hctiwknip]

H-hello!

My name is Tiffany Clay, I-I've been a student at M.A.G.I f-for over a year a-and it helped me when I thought I'd all but lost my magic.

N-nice to meet you miss.

[glompwitch]

It's good to meet you, Tiffany. I hear very positive things about your ability... I'm sure I will get excellent opportunities to witness firsthand!

[delightfulloony]

Good afternoon

My name is Luna Lovegood, I've also been here a year, and my headmaster from back home has come to work here as a teacher. Pleased to meet you.

[glompwitch]

From the uniform style... That would be Professor Albus Dumbledore you are speaking of, correct? He certainly seems to have a positive reputation as an instructor.

It is very good to meet you, Miss Lovegood. I look forward to helping you get the most out of your studies here!

/slightly belated, sorry?

[apwbbumblebee]

My, it seems one's reputation does get around here, doesn't it?

[sound sort of like a resigned huff]

Greetings, my dear, Albus Dumbledore at your service! I must say it's quite gratifying to see someone so dedicated to the students' safety. Indeed, power is a dangerous thing to play with.

May I offer you a sherbet lemon?

[attached: an undoctored sherbet lemon]

Re: /slightly belated, sorry?

[glompwitch]

... Oh, this is great!

*It seems Megaera knows how to take attachments, for she quickly takes it. Om nom nom.*

I'd guess you have firsthand experience with the topic, then?