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[glompwitch]

I've got it! I've finally got it!

The perfect self-defense tool for any lady, regardless of combat, magical, or other trainings!

Ready for all possible contexts, and sufficient for dealing with all typical threats!

I just have to file the patents at... Wait, what patents?! I'll start selling these anyways and make millions!

Comments

[badluckbabe]

...Alright I'll bite. What is it?

[glompwitch]

Enchanted gloves.

You put them on, and your natural claws - for that's what fingernails are - can be magically augmented any time you need it!

Not only is it a weapon that can be worn at all times, but never wielded unnecessarily, but you can even spine the arm section to block incoming attacks, at the expense of them being heavier.

It's so simple, I can't believe no one thought of it sooner!

[badluckbabe]

...yeeeeah gloves aren't exactly a high point of fashion these days. Maybe more in the winter.

[glompwitch]

... Maybe if we're talking like mittens or something. But really, that would be missing the point. You'd have to put them on before use, and that just...

No, I'm talking the nice sort. Elbow-length, material of the owner's choice - I use silk, myself - you know, something that's a nice accent year-round!

[Posted late]

[guardianofearth]

So any woman can use these to defend themselves, right?

Re: [Posted late]

[glompwitch]

Technically, you need to have usable hands, but that's it. Any woman can wear these and never find them in the way!

I've even figured out an electrical loop to magical charge trick, so you can choose to switch it with a button or other electrical impulse, in case your thought processes aren't compatible with the usual method. Can't let species be a restriction, right?

Re: [Posted late]

[guardianofearth]

Rei might be able to use these...

How much? Do they come with an instruction manual? Is there a way to rig them so they won't activate if the person is under mind control?

Re: [Posted late]

[glompwitch]

Let's see