Best bad writing of the day (first in a very very long series...)

[gloriana]

Found on A03, in this AU fic where Loki is a prostitute in a nameless Earth city: Loki was cold. It was the midst of one of the snowiest winters in history and his threadbare jacket and sweater were doing little to keep him from freezing. [...] There were few costumers to be had anyway in this weather and at this time of night.
Because of course, if

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[anna_wing]

Also, this is Loki. Did something happen to his brain, that he can't find a decent scam to run?

[tazlet]

Sad failure when the god of mischief can't get up a game of 3 Card Monte and sing-a-long over the fire barrel, and is too dim to boot the other homeless off the hot air vents. Oops! My bad - wrong trope - obviously he can't go back to his abusive primp with no money and so is doomed to freeze to death in a doorway seeing visions of Asgard in a burning match.

[kimberlite]

I didn't get past 'Loki was cold.' without coughing FROST GIANT! ;)

[anna_wing]

Not to mention a god of fire, at least in some versions.

[crazy4ew]

Hi thar! I just met you this morning, I'd like to read your Thor-Loki fic, where do I go? Thanks in advance for the link!
Rose :)