maybe you should stop telling secrets about other people's christmas presents?

[gloriousday__]

for christmas eve dinner I cook:
baked potatoes
steamed broccoli
onion-apple-red-wine-garlic-paprika dressing
garlicy peppery cheese sauce, and I do not burn the roux.

when my dad licks his knife, leaving sour cream on his lip, I ask him politely whether he remembers telling us: no one is going to want to marry you if you eat like that. he says he

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JESUS AND GOD

[inept]

I WOULDNA' INVITED HIM IF MOM HADN'T TOLD ME TO.

I sound like one of those girls who has to be with her LovePocket 24/7 and their love is so eternal omgz. D:

... haha. LovePocket. It's like a hot pocket, only more sexy.

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[cat_man_do]

Um, around here we call it a Jock Strap...

Merry Christmas on you and yours.

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[katosphere]

screw my inability to log out of someone else's account before posting a comment, and auto-email-notifier-thingies that already told you what i was trying to say except ascribing it to ashenrain8 even though i deleted that comment because it was wrong.

but yeah. Love Bucket. was almost a band. and i am so glad it isn't.

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[gloriousday__]

yeah well. there are no secrets here. (?)

maybe we can call our band Love Bucket. or Love Pocket. or Love Something-else-suitably-hollow-and-fillable.

...so there's this billboard for whiskey along I5 that has a big cutout of the neck of the bottle. my peripheral reading of it was essentially: Naughty or [large brown penis]? made me kind of sad. also made me think of you. (don't take that the wrong way.)