Aah, what a fabulous day it is, today.
I PROPOSE WE ALL GO TO THE BEACH!!
I HAVE PREPARED THE MOST ADEQUATE OUTFITS THAT WILL GLORIOUSLY PLEASE THE EYES OF THOSE BEHOLDING THE WEARER, AND THE SKIN OF THE WEARER HIM/HERSELF!
YOU MAY ALL CHOOSE FROM THIS WONDERFUL VARIETY I HAVE CREATED FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODIES! LET IT EMBRACE YOU, AND USE IT TO HAVE THE SUN BRUSH ON YOUR SKIN LIKE THE LIPS OF A LOVER! Or simply a partner who has a particular talent to warm you up in the same, pleasant way the sun does.
AND IN OTHERS AS WELL! HA HA HA!