Stolen from
honorh and
rosa_acicularis (because I couldn't resist checking, and once I looked, I couldn't stop laughing).
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
Well, I recently cleaned my desk so the nearest book was on my son's desk: How to Be a Pirate by Cressida Cowell. Now p45 is a picture with a caption. I was going to post just the caption, but, in this case, I think a photo is worth a thousand words.
Caption: "Gobber the Belch jumped quite three feet in the air with the shock of it..."
LOL, looks like some wild times this year. ;)