sobriety is not my friend.

I wish I had a way with words, but they're all just stolen most of the time ( Read more... )

I got in a car accident today.

Stupid ice on bridge.

Stupid cop who gave me a ticket for going an "unsafe speed" on a bridge that was clearly dangerous. They closed it down shortly after my accident.

Nobody's hurt. Except for my car. THe front end's smashed in, but it's better than being dead.

I'm never going to get into Houston.

This is what I get for not playing with balls.

Bean's a girl. dum dum DUUUUUUUM!!!

My life is resembling a Springer show....only with cats.

I cut it all off.

My hair. It's gone.

I kind of like it. I kind of hate it.

At least I can do a faux hawk now....

It's Bean, Bean, Bean my hawesome cat

It's Bean, Bean, I hope he'll never get fat


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bye bye myspace

I'm this much closer to breaking up with the internet. Can I get a hoo-ha Wednesday?

If anybody knows about anybody giving away kittens, let me know. I'm looking to adopt one....for the first time I'll be a pet owner (kit-kat doesn't count...)

Free would be best...

There was this Slate article recently which stated how the internet has changed our lives. Instead of keeping people closer together, it's kept them apart ( Read more... )

I'm walking towards Lot 8 and parked in front of the store is a 2006 Saturn Sky ( Read more... )