Vagitarian.

[glorystealer]

So, I get on to the bus today. Because it is cold. And I take the free bus that figure-eights around campus/downtown. There is a whole union of construction workers on this bus for some reason - the university ones. It is crowded, so I have to stand. I stand behind this dude with a hard-hat on. On the back of his protective gear, there is a sticker

Comments

[jesusofgujrat]

one cannot survive eating vag alone!

[ka_pow]

what if your vag eatee is considerate enough to store some granola bars in there?

no...

[glorystealer]

he prolly eats 'factory farmed' vag, which is all pumped up with hormones and antibiotics. it's also flavor-enhanced by pumping some extra vagina-juice in it. and it's fortified, for sustinance.

!

[ka_pow]

you had to one up me, didn't ya?

that dude shows no shame

[jaded213]

maybe he thought he was en route to vagi-town. wherever that is.

[gunbust3r]

An expatriate? Sort of like putting a tacky GB sticker on your car in the US. Former resident of vagitaria?

holy crap

[glorystealer]

you're so good at internet stalking

i'm adding you

Re: holy crap

[gunbust3r]

I like to refer to it under its less creepy code name: Down time at work.