Laptops Not Lapdances (a comment fic & art meme!)

[glovered]

Dean: ...Now you want to go hang out at a strip club? You hate strip clubs.
Sam: No I don't.
Dean: Dude, the last lapdance you had was at Christmas. It was a gift paid for by me. You spent the entire song trying to convince the girl that she should go to nursing school.
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Comments

[glovered]

When Dean offered Sam a lapdance for Christmas, Sam accepted. So he was understandably surprised and disappointed that Dean was not the one sitting in his lap that Christmas Eve.

[caranfindel]

Why did Sam pick nursing school? Is it because the stripper was dressed like a sexy nurse? And did that remind him of Jess? (This one's more sad than sexy; sorry.)

[gatorgurl94]

Sam finally finds a suitable strip club to take his brother. The reviews are good, but he knows reviews don't always give the full picture. To be on the safe side, he queries the locals on the review site's forum.

[emmatheslayer]

Wincest a jealous Dean is just happy Sam didn't want the lapdance from the stripper but wanted a lapdance from his brother the whole time

[glovered]

+100000!

Filled - Dirty Dancing - Part 1

[annie46]

It’s an awkward moment and Dean regrets his decision to treat his brother to the best Christmas present ever almost immediately.

The club is dark, hot and smoky; there is so much dry ice that it’s like sitting in fog. Dean can smell sweat mixed in with strong perfume and weak beer. Glamourous is not a word you could use when describing Hot Babe’s Bar and, not for the first time, Dean wished they’d just celebrated Christmas the old fashioned way with a gas station Christmas tree and homemade egg nog

RE: Filled - Dirty Dancing - Part 2

[annie46]

“Um…thanks…” Sam finds his voice; he gives Dean, what can only be called, a wan smile, “it was a nice thought I guess

[anniespinkhouse]

Back at their motel room, Sam explains why the stripper would be better off going to nursing school - she just didn't get it right. Sam gives a practical demonstration to Dean of how she should have been dancing. His laptop may have been knocked off the bed in the process but neither of them care in the circumstances.

[wetsammy]

Omg yes

Filled - Let me show you - Part 1

[anniespinkhouse]

Hi hello I don't have a LJ and I know that technically I'm a bit late to the party but the fact that no one had written anything for this was bugging me, okay? Anyway, this isn't 100% what the prompt suggested but it mostly fits, I guess? Warning for mentions of alcohol/implied drunk sex. Oh, also the song Sam picks is The Flame by The Black Keys because I said so.

Not having a boner right now, Dean keeps repeating to himself. Not having a fucking boner right now. I’m fine. It’s not a big deal. Sam doesn’t mean it. He’s just- What? It doesn’t matter. I’m not having a boner. It’s a lie, of course. There are bodily reactions you can’t control, and it’s only a matter of time before Sam realizes he’s capable of extracting all kinds of them from Dean

Filled - Let me show you Part 2

[anniespinkhouse]

Just when enough time have passed for Dean to start considering to call the pizza place again, because he reckons he should be going to his fifth slice by now, Sam blurts out, “She was new