7x18 Comment-fic Meme

[glovered]

Hello! lazy-daze and I have decided that the time for comment-fic is now. In this past episode, Sam and Dean get shwasted Dean says, "I miss these talks." However, we do not see said talk on-screen.

AND THUS, THE INCEPTION OF:

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[linda3m]

"Yes. Yes! That's smart!"

The problem is, when Dean gets drunk he thinks all Sam's ideas are smart. Even when they're really, really not.

[glovered]

AH THIS IS EXCELLENT

[de_nugis]

Sam’s a smart guy. Not like they let just anyone into Stanford, after all. Sure he’s had a few glitches. But accidentally starting the apocalypse is the kind of thing that could have happened to anybody. As for that driving thing, where the last car but three Frank had got them had been a stick and Dean had told Sam to shift up to fifth and he’d shifted down to second and smoke had come from under the hood and the noise, the noise had hurt Dean, because you know, she wasn’t his baby (bucket of rust, more like) but she was someone’s, right? every engine is some mother’s child, there’s a song about that, or a saying or something, maybe some kind of lore --anyway, for that Dean blames Lucifer

[de_nugis]

And, OK. Sam’s smart, and he’s also got these shoulders. Sometimes Dean just wants to grab them, because Sam’s always falling, always tumbling into some fucking hole, and then Dean, Dean’s not too steady, either, he needs something to hold onto. Sam’s shoulders, they seem like they’re strong, like they’d hold. Sam’s got these shoulders and he’s got those long legs, excessive, really, Sam doesn’t get moderation, but right now one of them’s somehow got tangled up with Dean’s. The line of Sam’s thigh is warm and solid and Sam’s got his ankle hooked over Dean’s ankle and their feet are knocking together, two big brown shoes. Dean looks at the shoes while he thinks about Sam’s idea. Sam’s ribs are rising and falling under Dean’s arm - they may have gotten tangled there as well, or Dean’s sort of maybe leaning a little - and that has everything to do with the warm breath that’s tickling Dean’s ear. All these are compelling arguments

[runedgirl]

'We're like, drunk brothers...' LOL. This was gloriously funny, and then those last lines hit me with an emotional punch, as the inevitability of Sam and Dean always -- inevitably -- does :)

[de_nugis]

They are always inevitable. Drunk or sober.

[roque_clasique]

HILARIOUS AND BRILLIANT

Sam’s smart, and he’s also got these shoulders.

OMG Dean has the same feelings I do.

[de_nugis]

For any Sam quality, "he's also got these shoulders" should be added.

[cordelia_gray]

"We don’t just do drunk and sober. I mean, me, I’ve thought about this drunk and sober and crazy and sane and alive and dead. And I’m pretty sure, I mean, you, you, I mean, I’m right, right?” LOL, Sam. So articulate! ♥ ♥ ♥

[de_nugis]

Being drunk and in love with his brother does things to Sam's verbal circuits. He is not to be blamed.

[blackrabbit42]

The first time I read that, I read "verbal CLITORIS".

Either way.

:)

[de_nugis]

Thank you!

[glovered]

:D :D I’ve thought about this drunk and sober and crazy and sane and alive and dead
!!!

[de_nugis]

They have a good decision making process. Though, hmm, some of the decisions they make . . .

[linda3m]

This is absolutely perfect! Spot on Drunk!Dean voice and Drunk!Sam logic. Funny and very sexy and I love that the story never strays from the basic heart of their relationship.

Also, “We’re, like, drunk brothers.” may be the best thing Dean's ever said.