CHAPTER 87 IN THE EPIC TALE

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OH GOD FMA

ok FMA is always so fucking amazing I don't even bother to freak out about it in posts because it would be TOO MUCH

But YRYRHKBKBHFKJNRB THIS CHAPTER THIS CHAPTER THIS CHAPTER

MAJOR SPOILERS

THIS IS A HIGH-IMAGE POST

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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NO WAIT I HAVE MORE

YOU WERE RAISED BY DRAG QUEENS AND HOOKERS

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW ENVIOUS I AM OF THIS BACKGROUND

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FUCK YES I HAVE THE BEST BACKGROUND EVER

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also WAY TO LOOK LIKE A RAPIST THERE, COLONEL

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HOLY SHIT THAT DOOM SHOUTA IS AMAZING

I mean. OH WOW YOU WERE RAISED BY WHORE

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DOOM SHOUTA IS FUCKING AMAZING

AND I TOTALLY WAS

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YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE

FROM THE SHORTEST PERSON IN THE CAST--no wait bean girl is smaller OBVIOUSLY SHE WILL SAVE YOU ALL

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THAT'S ED'S PARTY AGAINST HIM, NOT MINE

BEAN GIRL IS CARRYING ENVY TO CENTRAL WHICH IS WHERE ROY'S PARTY IS

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OH MY GOD

dfdsffjkd too much badass cannot cope

ALSO ED DOING THAT COME HITHER THING DAMMIT ARAKAWA STOP MAKING ME FEEL DIRTY

sjfkdsk yeah okay catching up asap ;o;

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YEAH I WOULD HIT THAT HOLY SHIT

SO TELL ME OGIUE, WHAT SORT OF DOUJINSHI IS GOING TO SPAWN FROM ROY GROWING UP IN A WHOREHOUSE?

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IT'LL BE A SAGA

"ROY MUSTANG: SEX GOD"

In which we are shown how Roy started being instructed in The Art Of Sex and Pleasuring His Mate Partner from the tender age of 12.

HE HAD SEX WITH LOTS OF WOMEN, BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING AMISS. "Maybe it's because I don't love them" he thought.

But then, upon joining the military, he had his first homosexual encounter with none other than his best friend Maes Hughes!

AND IT WAS AMAZING except Hughes talked too much BUT STILL IT FELT GREAT and so Roy discovered that "hmmm, maybe sex with men is what I needed in my life. LET'S PUT INTO PRACTICE ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED BACK HOME"

TBC

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A+++ AWAITING THE NEXT VOLUME

NEXT TIME ON CFUD, ROY FINDS DOUJINSHI THAT IS SUSPICIOUSLY ACCURATE AS FAR AS BACKGROUND GOES

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I have to use this account to say HOW HOT I AM FOR MUSTANG'S CLOTHES ogod

Tell me again why I haven't picked up the FMA manga what is wrong with me

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I HAVE NO IDEA IT'S AMAZING

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I'LL GET ON THAT

I always thought Roy was pretty awesome but raised by hookers is the best backstory ever. ever.

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fjkbjflkjbI'm excitedforever