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[glowbrighter]

[Mayfield's back! No more beets or communism! She got back all the stuff that Maipole took away, and even her old clothes as well! OH, JOYOUS DAY! Wriggle would be doing a rather ridiculous jig of happiness, except she's found the bottle of vodka left on her doorstep. What does she do with it? Pop off the cap, sniff it gingerly, and then take a sip

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[wolf_faerie]

[Heading outside, Aisling sees Wriggle on the porch.]

Wriggle...you're alright!

...what are you drinking?

[glowbrighter]

C....Course I am!

[hold on, reactions are kinda dulled]

I dunno, but I like it! Want some?

1/2

[wolf_faerie]

[Man, not!sis, you're acting weird.]

Alright.

[She takes the bottle and has a sip...]

2/2

[wolf_faerie]

[...only to spit it out and start spluttering a few seconds later.]

Ugh! Yuck! What is this?!

[godisachild]

[Hello little girl, there's a chubby, light-blue skinned twelve year old coming your way carrying an obscene amount of paper as he maps the surrounding area. He doesn't pay much attention to you at first since he's busy with his work as he starts mapping the area around your house.

Of course, when he notices how the little girl is behaving...

His tone is more amused than alarmed as he speaks]

Hey kid. You alright?

[glowbrighter]

[WHY SO FUZZY AROUND THE EDGES, POKEY. Blink blink, squint blue skin what- shut up there's nothing wrong with her eyes....She waves, the movement making her sway.]

I'm j-just greaaaat! Thanks f'r askin'. Whatcha doin'?

[godisachild]

[Staring. Just staring at you and trying not to laugh.]

I-I'm mapping the to-the town. Going to need a reference if I-if I-

[Sorry, that swaying motion is too damn funny, and he breaks into chuckling.]

No, seriously, I'm sorry. Are you trying to play some kinda gag on people?

[glowbrighter]

I dunno whaaaash you're talking 'bout, but s'not nice to laugh!

[She takes a step toward you, but forgets that she's on the porch and...falls over. But continues to talk with her face planted in the grass!]

A map'sh a shhhmart idea, though...!

[steel_massifail]

[[METAL MAN IN ARMOUR IS WATCHING YOU]]

...Wriggle?

[glowbrighter]

[jumps in surprise, snorting vodka up her nose. FEELS BAD, MAN.]

A-Aaaugh!

[steel_massifail]

...

You're drunk, aren't you?

[glowbrighter]

No!

[siiiiiip]

[lasersallover]

Hey there, bug!

[glowbrighter]

[Tipsy waving]

H-Hiiii whatsyerface.

[lasersallover]

It's Marisa! Marisa!

[glowbrighter]

'Kay, Mari...Mar...Mar!

[giggles nonsensically]

JAKE I AM ON HIATUS WHY DO YOU DO THIS

[frogsicles]

Eww, gross! You're DRINKIN' that stuff?!

BECAUSE I'M TERRIBLE

[glowbrighter]

[sticks out her tongue at you]

You're just jealousssh!

WE WILL FINISH THIS TOMORROW...BE PREPARED

[frogsicles]

You're talkin' funny...a-are you okay?

[And here is your bro all up in your grill to see if you're sick or maimed or something.]

I'LL BE WAITING...AND WATCHING...ALL THE TIME!!

[glowbrighter]

[fussy noises!]

'M fiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeee.......