Ahem.

[glower_power1]

As the holiday season draws nearer, I have taken it upon myself to lighten the mood around here. I've been told that the Aurors are doing their best to investigate, but truly, it's no use moping over a situation that, at present, cannot be helped

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[tornprinceharry]

I've already got a stocking stuffer thanks, and I'm more than happy with it.

And really, sir. Don't you think that's a bit desperate?

[glower_power1]

And how does your stocking stuffer compare to a tall, dark, sinisterly alluring Potions Master?
How dare you call me desperate, Potter! Ten points from Gryffindor! Don't make me give you detention! .... Or wait... maybe you could make me... Mmm....

[tornprinceharry]

He's much better, thanks. Less greasy, too.

And not bloody likely. Your obsession with me is a little disturbing. Perhaps you should seek help.

[glower_power1]

For the last time, I am not greasy, you insufferable yet strangely erotic little simpleton!
Seek help, you say? Are you suggesting little therapist/patient roleplaying? Because that's mighty kinky of you, Mr. Potter.

[justinffhp]

Thanks, Professor, but no thanks. I'm fine having nothing in my stocking.

[glower_power1]

Nothing? .....Such a pity that is.

[justinffhp]

Well...

Something would be nice, but then again I'm pretty content how I am. I don't know. I'm conflicted suddenly.

[glower_power1]

...Conflict as in feeling hot and bothered?

[forge_not_gred]

My brother and I excel at providing ANY kind of stocking stuffer you may need, Professor...

[glower_power1]

Is that so... Well, then, perhaps we should have a nice little chat after class one day soon...