DETENTION!!!

[glower_power1]

Anyone with information regarding the incident that occurred earlier this week in the Slytherin dungeons should report to my office immediately. I am displeased and appalled! Thanks to your little prank, I have slime on the bottom of my cloak and even with the most extensive of cleaning spells, the stench still remains. And it's not a very pleasant

Comments

[bluemoony]

Severus, what seems to be the trouble?

I highly doubt detentions are going to solve the problem. Afterall, I'd imagine you were able to clean things up. No harm done.

[glower_power1]

Oh, don't play all oblivious and smug with me, Lupin! You know exactly what the trouble is! My dungeon, my dungeon has been flooded by imbeciles!

No harm done?! What, are you covering for them now? You are, aren't you! There's no question in my mind that they're from your house, of course. These criminals must be punished!

Things may be cleaned but the damage has already been done.

[bluemoony]

Severus, I think you need to take a calming draught. You need to get ahold of yourself. You're acting a bit manic. I understand that you're upset, but this is no way to be handling things.

I am not covering for anyone. And they're not criminals, just kids acting up on a lark, I'm sure. I will look into the matter though if it will ease your mind.

[glower_power1]

I am not upset! I'm displeased, you insensitive GIT! Don't try to get me to calm down! My pride has been assaulted with this attack and you think I can just brush it off as a lark?! Who do you think I am, Lupin? You?

[chief_minion]

Ah, did Ssssssssssevy throw a widdle tantwum?

I hear the swamp had snakes Ssssssssssssevy. I thought you were fond of them. And of all things dark. Have you grown squeamish?

[glower_power1]

Wormtail!! How dare you mock me! I am royally displeased at present and you are not helping one bit!

Of course I am fond of snakes. I am a Slytherin, afterall. But when students do something so atrocious as create a swamp that soils my favorite black cloak... Then even snakes, regal beings that they are, cannot salvage the situation! ...Detention, however, might.

[chief_minion]

I dare. Mock, mock, mock.

And now you are backpedaling - in a swamp no less. I win!!

[glower_power1]

Can someone please get this rat out of my journal!!! Wormtail, if you mock my displeasure one more time...

Damnit! You do not win!

[forge_not_gred]

Fred, I think you are too nice. Professor, why does it seem you are always complaining about something? And, from what I understand, the makeover in the dungeon is a complete improvement.

[glower_power1]

I am not always complaining, Mr. Weasley. I'm sure there are plenty of things I could express my satisfaction in. If you would like me to demonstrate... I'm sure we could arrange a private meeting.

How dare you insult my dungeon! I take great pride in keeping it well maintained and I don't like it being defiled with such things as swamps!

[forge_not_gred]

Dungeon - swamp....is there really even a difference, professor?

[glower_power1]

I'm warning you, Mr. Weasley. My dungeon is never swamp-like.

I wonder if your insults are just a means of skirting around the subject of detention... because that's exactly where this is headed. Perhaps you want to be punished?

[tornprinceharry]

I'm sure it's a lot better than your normal smell Professor.

[glower_power1]

Mr. Potter, do I have to assign detention again?

[tornprinceharry]

No sir. That will not be necessary.

You'd enjoy that a bit too much.

[glower_power1]

You know me too well, Potter.

[justinffhp]

Random detentions? Not this again! Don't you have any other tricks hidden in that robe of yours?

[glower_power1]

Something hidden in my robe? ...would you like to find out?

[tornprinceharry]

Professor, no one wants to find out.

[justinffhp]

Er...maybe?