[Shield thine eyes from the shiny sparkle text of DOOM!]
I have an announcement to make.
I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!
And you wanna know the best part? Eva's not dead!
I'm just ... God, I am just so happy. I get to have my Eva and eat her, too. This is the happiest moment of my entire life!
And she'll get to stay with me for the next ten thousand years.
Finally, things are going my way.
I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!
And you wanna know the best part? Eva's not dead!
I'm just ... God, I am just so happy. I get to have my Eva and eat her, too. This is the happiest moment of my entire life!
And she'll get to stay with me for the next ten thousand years.
Finally, things are going my way.