...but i sometimes find mine to be unique.  Most are more humorous than anything else, but i still consider this one to be a problem.  Here is an excerpt (if memory serves) from a phone conversation i had with my dear roomie about 10 minutes ago.

Backstory:  Comcast is sending someone to hook up our cable today, so he is at home waiting for the ( Read more... )

  My desire to sell my car and buy a Vespa GTV (green, of course) is OVERWHELMING.  I swear to God, if i didn't live in Michigan or didn't need to leave my apartment in the winter...

*Sigh*  Anybody want to loan give me $7,000 dollars?  I'll give you a ride on my new Vespa!!!

-J

  Sometimes the "stupid" in the world around me is so thick i can taste it.

Prepare thyself.

http://www.tax.ok.gov/plates/sp145.html

*sigh*.

-J

I haven't posted in forever, let's see if i can conjure up anything worth reading.

It's already 5 weeks into marathon training, that is CRAZY to me.  I can remember hating life at this point last year, but it's hardly even on my mind this year.  In fact, today is the first day that can really feel the lingering muscle "tightness" that comes with ( Read more... )

  This is an interesting article.  If you are at all interested in the universe around you or the fate of "humanity", it's worth a read.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/05/science/space/05essa.html?_r=3&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

Hugs,

-J

*Today while i was driving to the bank, i saw an elderly woman walk out of her house (?) wearing nothing but black stretch pants and a sheer bra.  She was holding a reciprocating saw and quickly ran across the street with it.  I could have gone without seeing that for at least a dozen reasons.

*Don't ever buy a Razr cell phone, the battery sucks and ( Read more... )

In response to Jess' post from earlier ( Read more... )

  This is one of the saddest things i have ever seen.

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retoucha.html

Any parent who send pictures of their little girl to this company to "improve" them like this should have said little girl and at least a kidney taken from them.  It makes me sick.

-J

  My glasses are all jacked up.  I had them hanging on my jeans as i was entering the performance area with GLP this weekend and i crushed them between my hips and the doorframe.  Now they hang a bit crooked and dip to the left, not too much, just enough to make me look SUPER SMART.

GLP was a reality check this past weekend.  We got pwned.  Mad ( Read more... )

  Hey all, i've decided to keep a seperate LJ account to use as a running log.  At first i was just going to keep it to myself but i thought "what the hell".

If you really want to read way too much about me the name is 
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