The Recruitment of the Duck in the Dog-Fire Astana
Youtube hat anscheinend eine neue Funktion (vielleicht ist sie auch gar nicht neu, ich hab sie zumindest gerade erst entdeckt): Automatisch nach Hören englische Untertitel erstellen lassen. yay. Ist mir aufgefallen, als ich mein olles Video vom Englischunterricht nochmal geguckt hab.
Oh und das Ergebnis ist simply glorious'n'terrifying.
... Scene 1
Police Officer:
Would you like to tell me what's going on here.
Would you like to tell me what's going on here, young man?
Police Woman:
It's okay, please come with me.
It's okay, please come with me.
Chris:
The obvious did.
The dog is dead.
Police Officer:
Had gotten that far.
I've got that far.
Chris:
Waiting so long to get that done.
I think someone killed the dog.
Police Officer:
Hello to hear.
How old are you?
Chris:
I'm fifteen years and three months and sixty days.
I'm fifteen years and three months and two days.
Police Officer:
And what precisely ray doing in the garden?
And what precisely were you doing in the garden?
Chris:
I was holding the dog.
I was holding the dog.
Police Officer:
And via very loving and.
And why were you holding the dog?
Chris:
Uh...
Uh...
Police Officer:
Right where you're going to dark.
Why were you holding the dog?
Chris:
Headlight dot and
I like dogs.
Police Officer:
Did you killed the duck?
Did you kill the dog?
Chris:
I did not care dark.
I did not kill the dog.
Police Officer:
Is the c_e_o_ for?
Is this your fork?
Chris:
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No.
Police Officer:
You seem very upset about this.
You seem very upset about this.
Police Officer:
I'm going to ask you once again.
I'm going to ask you once again.
Police Officer (overlapping)
I'm going to ask you over here.
I'm going to ask you once again / Why were you holding the dog? / what precisely were you doing in the garden?
... Scene 2
Police Officer:
Everest you first saw it in a police officer.
I am arresting you for assaulting a police officer.
Police Officer:
As strongly as I said to get into the back of the police car, because if you try and the author monkey business again, mission, mysteriously dislike is set on the set.
I strongly advise you to get into the back of the police car, because if you try any of this monkey business again, you little shit, I will seriously lose my rag. Is this understood?
Chris:
High on the stand. (xDxDxD)
I understand.
Police Officer:
The good about it just sort of topic unpaid can hang on business issuess uh... Dropping off at the station I did Tony to swing by and pick it up.
That little bugger just had a pop at me, Kate. Can you hang on with Mrs Sheers while I drop him off at the station? I'll get Tony to swing by and pick you up.
Police Woman:
So unintentionally.
Sure, I'll catch you later.
Police Officer.
Okey dokey.
Okey dokey.
... Scene 3
Police Woman:
Please ncl puppets, Christopher.
Please empty your pockets, Christopher.
Police Woman:
Go to Christopher. Now please give me a wants to know.
Good, Christopher. And now, please give me your watch, too.
Chris:
Now I can't. I need my watch to know exactly what time it is.
No, I can't. I need my watch to not exactly what time it is.
Police Woman:
Here you do not need to know what time it is, Christopher.
Here you do not need to know what time it is, Christopher.
Chris:
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Ahhh, I need to know!
Police Woman:
And keep you know what's soul please sit down.
Oh okay then, keep your watch. So... please sit down.
Police Officer:
So, Christopher. Do you have a family?
So, Christopher. Do you have a family?
Chris:
Hiking. (wtf?)
I do.
Police Officer:
No Elicia family. (...wtf?)
So, who is your family?
Chris:
It is my father. My mother s ted's. And there's also a unko Terry. But she's been fun events, cease-fire astana. Absent friends. Act.
It is my father. My mother is dead. And there's also uncle Terry. But he's in Sunderlands, and he's father's brother. And there are my grandparents, but three of them are dead. And grandma Birton is in a home. She has senile dementia and thinks that I am someone from television.
Police Officer:
Uh ... k. Please give me your father school.
Uh... okay. Please give me your father's phone number.
Chris:
He has got to the numbers. Won five Tony and fun is appalled by phone number.
He has got two numbers. One for at home and one is a mobile phone number. So the first one is [...] and the second one is [...] .
Father:
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I want to see my son!
Father:
Well if you look at that.
Why the hell is he locked up?
Inspector:
Respond to all of.
Please calm down ...
Father:
Nineteen twenty.
No, I'm bloody angry.
Inspector:
This so I want see you. ... If you work for me, please.
There's someone to see you. ... If you would follow me, please.
... Scene 4:
Inspector:
Police to builder.
Please sit down there.
Chris:
Am I going to the interviews button?
Am I going to be interviewed?
Inspector:
Big group will be reviewed for growth. I have spoken to your forms of uses refused to commit to reissued. ... To recruit people, respond.
I don't think there will be any need for that. I have spoken to your father, and he said, that you didn't mean to hit the policeman. ... Did you mean to hurt the policeman?
Chris:
Yes.
Yes.
Inspector:
Troop movement to hold a policeman.
But you didn't mean to hurt the policeman?
Chris:
Not, I didn't mean to hurt the policeman. I'd just wanted him to stop touching me.
No, I didn't mean to hurt the policeman. I just wanted him to stop touching me.
Inspector:
You don't produce rolled through the policeman proved, too.
You know that it is wrong to hit a policeman, don't you?
Chris:
Idle.
I do.
Inspector:
Due to the Christopher.
Did you kill the dog, Christopher?
Chris:
I did not care the dog.
I did not kill the dog.
Inspector:
Do you know producer of wrote policeman group, group ID group, the recruit you who can confirm?
Do you know that it is wrong to lie to a policeman, and that you can get into a very great deal of trouble if you do so?
Chris:
Yes.
Yes.
Inspector:
Through to you to not coating.
So, do you know who killed the dog?
Chris:
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No.
Inspector:
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Are you telling the truth?
Chris:
Yes, they always tell the truth.
Yes, I always tell the truth.
Inspector:
Rewaaaard. Onto a computer. (xDD wtf?)
Riiiiight. I'm going to give you a caution.
Chris:
Instead going to be a piece of paper electricity seeking at can keep?
Is that going to be a piece of paper like a certificate I can keep?
Inspector:
Will. Unfortunately group will pollute pupil record what you'd, boutique the policeman recruited foursome exit, wanted to do meet complete recent. (wat???!?)
No. A caution means that we are going to keep a record of what you did, that you hit a policeman, but that it was an accident, and that you didn't mean to hurt the policeman.
Chris:
But that wasn't an accident.
But it wasn't an accident.
Father:
Trish doesn't reuse! (insert distasteful FMA reference here)
Christopher, please!
Inspector:
... If you didn't really want proof reward recruitments recruitments recruitment, ubiquitous. And treatments virtual instruments. Longer standards? (wow .....)
... If you get into any more trouble, we will take out this record, and see that you have been given a caution. And we will take things MUCH more seriously. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Chris:
To understands it.
I understand it.
Inspector:
Returned to normal. More trouble! (kann man immer gebrauchen!)
You can go now. And no more trouble!
Chris:
What did you mean by that?
What did he mean by that?
Father:
Educate trees the u_s_. Just go home marketing. (Q_q wat)
It's okay, Chris. Let's... just go home.
Chris:
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Okay
Father:
Still like the one hand he instantly usually means.
So, what do you wanna eat tonight? But it's really late, you should go to bed soon after.
Chris:
Nine.
I'm tired.
The End <3