LUST! WHERE ARE YOU LUST? COME BACK! I MISS YOU!!!!

Easy there big boy it's been awhile, she's probably just busy.

NONONO! Lust would take me with her! Lust needs me to protect her and eat things for her!

Wait...are you screaming into the D-comm?

LUST! Answer me! I don't want to be alone again Lust! Come home!

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[From the sounds of the screaming cookies are not the only thing on his menu tonight...sadly any attempts to catch him will be too late...but hey give it a shot~]

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And I shall begin preparing Dinner.

*There is a silence before a swishing sound, and a thunk. A sharp clatter of nuts and bolts falling to the ground a gasp and a body hitting the floor.*

W-What?

Oh dear...I seem to have missed your spine. I'm terribly sorry. Please try not to scream much.*A loud clang like a frying pan hitting someone and the ( Read more... )

Y-yes...YES! YES I've done it!

It took weeks...b-but I think I've finally finished the whole Jolly kit'n'kaboodle.

I have created the perfect burger for my master!

I want to test it first though...s-so who would like a free burger?

[Attached: One Burger Made with 100% fresh ground and grilled Human meat]

*Sounds of yuck and slobber and eating*

Hurry up Tubbyguts! Aren't you done yet?

*BURP!*

...yep...you're done. And gross.

*Giggle* Scuse me.

*A few minutes of listening to Gluttony gnaw on something that sounds like wood and then a sigh*

I miss Lust.

I'm sorry she's not in this world...err...whoever she is.

*grumbles something about someone named Wrath*

*Faint whimpering and sobbing of a Tamer scared witless*

C...can...can I eat her?

N-no please Gluttony you can't, she was just sleeping leave her alone I say!

So...hungry...Grrrr

Look! Look! I'll make you some bloomin' burgers please don't...

*sound of Gluttony eating someone's leg and a woman screaming*

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