[Audio]

[gluttire]

*Faint whimpering and sobbing of a Tamer scared witless*

C...can...can I eat her?

N-no please Gluttony you can't, she was just sleeping leave her alone I say!

So...hungry...Grrrr

Look! Look! I'll make you some bloomin' burgers please don't...

*sound of Gluttony eating someone's leg and a woman screaming*

Oh Yggdrasil...I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! AHHH THE

Comments

[frelnce_plice]

HOLY...!
I'M GOING TO BE SICK!

[gluttire]

Goodness...n-nothing to see here chaps move along!

*More sloppy eating noises the screams have died down now*

[movewiththemoon]

What in the world...

[gluttire]

Oh we are so busted...H-honest Marm nothing ta see here!

*Loud burp noise*

[movewiththemoon]

That doesn't sound like nothing. Where are you? What happened?

[gluttire]

I-I err...I say you must be new here, we're in the digital world marm where else would we bloomin' well be?

Still hungry...*Sounds of sniffing*

Oh Yggdrasil...

[handkerchiefgby]

Well well, it's the Walking Stomach.

[gluttire]

Mrr?

Someone knows you?

[handkerchiefgby]

You should know me, after all, you and your little Lust know me well. After all, I want everything.

[gluttire]

Y-YOUR ALIVE?!?

No I'm worried.

WHERE'S LUST? I WANT MY LUST!!!! GIVE HER BACK GREED!

[candlightwriter]

...Oh my god. What WAS that?!

Where is this coming from?

Can't be traced...

Please tell me this isn't coming from Junk or Neon City.

If it is, you know we could always...

Don't you dare even go there!

[gluttire]

N-nothing to see here chaps carry on with your business eh wot...err...don't go outside at night just to be safe.

I smell...FOOD!

[anonymous/untraceable]

[bondingalchemy]

[Attachment: Two acid vials disguised to look like fruit juice.]

You must need something to wash that stuff down, so here you go.

Re: [anonymous/untraceable]

[gluttire]

[Attachment received]

Gluttony old tubbygut! Look look here fruit juice! Leave that old feller alone and AH! *sound of vials breaking and stone being eaten through.* I-EGADS WOMAN!

Re: [anonymous/untraceable]

[bondingalchemy]

...

[Attachment: A vial of liquid mercury disguised as water.]

Re: [anonymous/untraceable]

[gluttire]

[Attachment received]

Oh come on woman did you really think I'd fall for the same trick twice? I mean for Campbells sake.