Comments | gmcg: Hard times on Cybertron

gmcg

Hard times on Cybertron

Apr 09, 2006 21:22

I was checking out my spam folder, and here are some of the "from" names offering sperm-enhancing products:

Bumblebee
Sideswipe
Prowl
Hound
Mirage
Seaspray
Ratchet
Bluestreak
Rhinox
UltraMagnus
Topspin
Hoist
Omega Supreme
Inferno
SkyLynx
PowerGlide

and last but definitely not least,

Metroplex

Comments 7

sad times indeed... spoo_k_pryme April 10 2006, 20:12:20 UTC

tho really, if Bumblebee were pushing male-enhancing drugs i would be tempted to consider his offer...

His fists become popcorn machines pyramidsong April 10 2006, 21:33:22 UTC

Metroplex? Hell yeah! I can't imagine anything more awesome than a robot that transforms into a movie theater!

Re: His fists become popcorn machines spoo_k_pryme April 14 2006, 21:52:28 UTC

so uhm.... where does the artificial butery flavored stuff get dispensed from?

spoonard April 13 2006, 04:11:21 UTC

LOL!! Seaspray, the sperm enhancer. Homemade tsunami's in the privacy of your own home. Ewwwww!!! lol

spoonard April 13 2006, 04:12:39 UTC

And dammit Spoo, Bumblebee and Cliffjumper were the two SMALLEST autobots. Why would you consider his offer?

gmcg April 13 2006, 04:57:47 UTC

What they lacked in size, they apparently made up for in robotic fertility. And I always thought the fact they designed female Transformers was an aesthetic choice.

spoonard April 13 2006, 05:07:32 UTC

Did you ever see the episode of Transformers when Opimus Prime basically had sec with Alita-1 to bring her back to life? He shot energy out of his lower abdomen, into her lower abdomen after her life functions were shutting down. True story! lol I'll see if i can find the episode online and i'll post it...