Presented without comment, thanks to a certain person on Twitter (you know who you are!)
Quantum Dog Blues
We-ell, I spoke to Erwin Schrödinger, and man oh man, that guy he got me blue.
Well, I spoke to Erwin Schrödinger, and man oh man, that guy he got me blue.
'cause since my dog went quantum, that old hound of mine is dead and living too.
So I took my dog's wavefunction, I took it down to Heisenberg and Bohr
Well I say I took my dog's wavefunction, down to Heisenberg and Bohr
But the viewer affects the system; and to me that's something of a flaw.
Well Mister Everett called me up, and he told me everything was fine.
Yes Mister Everett called me up, and said my dog was doin' just fine.
Said I had infinitely many dogs, and each with its own causal line.
Lord have mercy on my poor sinner soul, and show me how to solve this quest.
Take pity on this poor sinner Lord, and tell me how solve this quest.
I can't play the blues if Spot's not dead, there must be some way I can test.