Wow. I have never had an employer ask me to bear his child. Although my last employer DID impregnate someone who worked for him and had to marry her. It is our understanding that he paid her to have said child and be his wife in general so that he could have an "heir" to his fortune. If you knew the guy, you'd understand the basis for this rumor and the reason it is probably true. Although you are a boy, I'd say watch out for #5!
Your last job was in West Virginia, wasn't it? I don't even know why that's funny. Or that it's funny, even.
PS: Hi. I'm Gavin. I enjoy Kraft Singles, still have a Guns 'N Roses fetish, and wear mismatched socks on a daily basis. Oh, and something about candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach.
I'm assuming that West Virginia is where the job is or something or perhaps you are implying that you impregnated this woman. One or the other... either way I can see the humor... or guess at it!
PS Hi. I'm Jenica. I also enjoy Kraft Singles, but really my love extends to all types of cheeses. I just bought new socks, but previously they were generally mismatched and they probably will be again after I do the laundry. I never really got into Guns N Roses, but I do have pretty juvenile musical tastes and it has been debated that I have the musical tastes of a 16 year old boy in 1995.
Nice to meet you.
PPS I also consider myself "special" and not retarded.
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There's no kinda lovin' like . . . well, you get the point.
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PS: Hi. I'm Gavin. I enjoy Kraft Singles, still have a Guns 'N Roses fetish, and wear mismatched socks on a daily basis. Oh, and something about candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach.
PPS: I'm not retarded. I'm "special."
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PS Hi. I'm Jenica. I also enjoy Kraft Singles, but really my love extends to all types of cheeses. I just bought new socks, but previously they were generally mismatched and they probably will be again after I do the laundry. I never really got into Guns N Roses, but I do have pretty juvenile musical tastes and it has been debated that I have the musical tastes of a 16 year old boy in 1995.
Nice to meet you.
PPS I also consider myself "special" and not retarded.
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