Sticky post: My fic listing
Here is a listing of all of my fic.
Please heed the warnings! Some of my stuff is pretty hardcore.
Updated February 11, 2017
My Harry Potter fic
Slash
Severus/Harry
And Miles To Go Before I Sleep
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Harry/Snape, Harry/OMC, Harry/legions of others implied
Summary: Just one more...
Warnings: Non-con, forced prostitution, abuse, violence, bondage, public sex. There is a picture at the top of the page that is NOT WORKSAFE.
Attitude Adjustment
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape gives Harry something to look forward to.
Written for the Three Kinks challenge on pornish_pixies.
Kinks included: bondage, D/s, sex toys, cock binding, masturbation and voyeurism.
Come For Christmas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry invites Ron and Hermione (and Snape) to come for Christmas.
Came For Christmas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry and Severus make good use of a few private moments during the Christmas holidays.
Warnings: Light bondage, tickling. Sequel to Come For Christmas, but this can be read as a stand-alone fic.
Time Passages
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Things change as time goes by.
A series of four drabbles, one each rating NC-17, R, PG, and G. Written for the Dawn to Dusk Snarry fest.
Conversation With A Stranger
Rating: NC-17
Sometimes it's easier to talk to a stranger than to a friend. Written for the Dawn to Dusk HP/SS Fuh-Q-Fest.
The Truth About Harry Potter, Or, What The House Elf Saw
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Winky gets the wrong idea after she sees Snape with Harry. Dobby has to set her straight.
Walking the Thin Line
Rating: G
A Dictionary Drabble based on the word "ostensible."
A Hero's Welcome
Rating: NC-17
A Dictionary Drabble based on the word "rhetoric."
Doing It Right
Rating: NC-17
A Dictionary Drabble based on the word "meticulous."
A Night At The Opera
Rating: PG-13
A Dictionary Drabble based on the word "intermission."
Seeing Stars
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry and Snape are easing into a relationship, but they have nothing in common... or do they?
Written for the Dawn to Dusk Harry/Snape Fuh-Q-Fest
Lucius/Harry
Exception To The Rule
Rating: R
Warnings: torture and BDSM
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "exempt."
Lust For Power
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, incest, mention of bloodplay
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "rudiment."
Bad Karma
Rating: PG
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "karma."
We'll Always Have Stockholm
Rating: R
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "ameliorate."
Proof Enough
Rating: NC-17
Sequel to We'll Always Have Stockholm
Secret Places
Rating: NC-17
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "relinquish."
Alone With The Dark
Rating: R
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "oubliette."
What Gets Broken
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM, non-con. Potential to be disturbing.
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "contumacy."
Before You Die
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Harry is named the new Minister of Magic, he pays a visit to Lucius Malfoy in Azkaban and exacts revenge for past slights.
Warning: Non-con
Lucius/Severus
Roses May Be Red, But Violets Are Actually Purple
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Narcissa
Summary: This was definitely not what Severus had been expecting when Lucius requested his help finding the perfect Valentine's Day gift for Narcissa.
Content notes: Crossdressing, corsetry, semi-public sex, infidelity, rough sex, light bondage, Valentine's Day. Slash and het.
Written for hp_unfaithful's Valentine's Day Challenge
When Givers Prove Unkind
Rating: PG
Summary: Beware of Malfoys bearing gifts.
Sweet, But Not Nourishing
Rating: NC-17
Written for hp_remix. Title is from a quote by Mason Cooley.
Loyalty's Gift
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In a future where Lucius Malfoy is Lord, loyalty is rewarded.
Warnings: Breathplay, non-con, bondage
Co-written: snaples wrote Snape, I wrote Lucius Malfoy, and we both wrote Harry Potter.
Severus/Remus/Harry
The Right Divine
Rated: NC-17
Summary: A game is only a game as long as the players follow the rules.
Warnings: Coersion/non-con, BDSM, breathplay, slight underage (Harry is a few days shy of 16), OotP spoilers
Co-written: maeglinyedi wrote Remus, nimori wrote Harry, and I wrote Snape. Includes an image at the top that is NOT WORKSAFE.
Sirius/Remus
Dreams Go On
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The difference between fantasy and reality is... reality is altogether too real.
Warnings: Angst
The Ride of His Life
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus and Sirius take a ride in the heat.
Written for the frottage challenge on pervy_werewolf.
Sirius/Weasley Twins
From Earth To Dawn
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus sees more than he bargained for.
Warnings: Incest, voyeurism
Written for the voyeurism challenge on pornish_pixies.
Headlong We Are Tossed
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The twins' latest product needs a bit more tweaking.
Warnings: Incest, dub con bestiality, cock binding, bondage, D/s, threesome, sex toys, unabashed PWP.
Written for reversathon. Sequel to From Earth To Dawn.
Severus/Remus
Catching Up On His Reading
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape makes creative use of time that would otherwise end up being wasted.
Warnings: Bestiality
Written for venivincere's Post-Coital Chat Challenge.
Harry/Voldemort
Mirror, Mirror
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry dreams about Sirius.
Warnings: Underage (Harry is 16). Mindfuck. Dubious consent. Angst.
Sirius/Regulus
Night Inexorable
Rating: R
A series of six drabbles (100 words each). Prompt: One night to live over again.
Harry/Draco
Untitled crack!ficlet
Rating: R
Summary: Prompts were "Hagrid's hut" and "forgiveness"
Meta/crack fic
Het
Bill/Ginny
The Great Right Of An Excessive Wrong
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ginny loves Harry. She always will. But she loved Bill first.
Warnings: Incest, infidelity, angst
Written for smutty_claus 2010.
Severus/Hermione
Her Seventh Year
Rating: NC-17
A series of smutty vignettes showcasing Snape's and Hermione's sexual imaginations. Sex and magic are an unbeatable combination. Pure smut with no redeeming social value whatsoever.
Harry/Luna
Better Left Unsaid
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry's got a problem he doesn't want to talk about.
Written for smutty_claus.
Sirius/Minerva McGonagall
Bedtime Story
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius has a vivid imagination.
Written for smutty_claus.
Harry/Hermione/Ron
Untitled triosmut
Rating: NC-17
Written for ceilidh's birthday.
Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/OFC
Family Man
Rating: R
Summary: It's Narcissa's birthday, and Lucius has a wonderful surprise planned for her.
Written for luciusbigbang.
Lucius/Narcissa
Play And Make Good Cheer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's never a good thing when Lucius gets bored, but at least this time he won't get them written out of the will.
Written for smutty_claus 2011.
Gen
Anguilliform
Rating: PG
Summary: A treasure hunt leads to an important find. And a new friend.
Voldemort-centric gen. Written for reversathon 2012.
Untitled George Weasley-centric ficlet (set post-Deathly Hallows)
Rating: G
Any Means Necessary
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dumbledore will do whatever is necessary to ensure Voldemort's defeat. Dumbledore- and Snape-centric gen
Written for springtime_gen
Lurker In The Gaps
Rating: G
Summary: Harry ignores some good advice. Written for the snarry_games, prompt: correspondence (meaning "similarity or analogy.")
Introducing Unholy Trinity
A Lucius-centric ficlet written as an introduction to the character for an RPG that never quite got off the ground.
And Let You Go
Molly-centric ficlet written for maeglinyedi's Worst Nightmare Challenge.
Happy Birthday, Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A ficlet written in honor of Hermione's birthday. Ron and Harry plan a birthday surprise.
Mother's Milk
Rating: PG
Summary: The Fidelius Charm has been performed, and the Potters think they are safe. James reflects on the promise of the future.
theatrical_muse Stuff
I played Lucius Malfoy on theatrical_muse for a few years. His journal is purest_of_blood if you want to check out the non-fic entries not listed here.
Combined prompt: 'The first time I saw...' and 'What is the one thing about yourself you don't want anyone else to know?'
Combined prompt: 'Write a ficlet on the theme of trust, and Which are you more afraid of: Being too gullible and believing things that aren't true, or being too skeptical and missing out on something important?
Have you ever regretted a wish you made? Why? What happened?
What is the biggest lie you ever told, and what were the consequences?
Teaching children values
What have you most regretted losing?
A day in the life
What makes you laugh?
Do you feel that you were born with a predetermined role in society? If so, how do you feel about it?
Which is more important: self-preservation or forgiveness?
Daydreams
What is the oddest gift you've ever been given?
Miscellaneous Drabbles/Ficlets
Various pairings and prompts, most written to a specific theme. Assume NC-17 content unless it's marked gen.
HPshortfics stuff
HP_crimbo double drabble (Harry-centric gen)
Incest
Straight boys having gay sex
Non-themed
Miscellaneous kinks
Various ficlets (one angst, one humor)
First times
Under the influnce
Whorefic
Slavefic
Voyeurism
Sex in public
Bestiality
Slavefic and cheating
The truth hurts!
Non-themed
Getting into the Christmas spirit
Drabbles from an RPG character's point of view
Innuendos
Songfic
Threesomes
Het
Squicks
Incest
Laughter isn't always the best medicine
Non-themed
The Love Of The Beast Warning: violence and necrophilia. VERY DARK. Potentially VERY DISTURBING.
Non-themed
Non-themed
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2009
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2007
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2006
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2005
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2004
Essays
Dark, Marvelous, and Inscrutable
An essay about the character of Lucius Malfoy written for idol_reflection
RPGs
I played Lucius Malfoy on Unholy Trinity, an e-mail based game on a Yahoo group. Lucius's introductory ficlet is here.
I played Lucius Malfoy, the Weasley twins, and Minerva McGonagall on Knockturnal Ruins, an e-mail based game on a Yahoo group.
Audiofic
Snape/Harry audiofic (Use headphones. Not particularly worksafe. Audioclips from the Chamber of Secrets videogame mixed together. Snape/Harry and some implied Harry/Draco.)
Gift art
I have been very lucky to have several artists create some absolutely wonderful gift art based on my fics. PLEASE NOTE: SOME IMAGES ON THIS PAGE ARE NOT WORKSAFE!! View with caution!
My Drake & Josh fic
All fics are Drake/Josh unless otherwise noted.
Take The Hand Of Any Man
Pairings: Drake/Josh, Drake/OMCs
Rating: Hard R
Summary: Drake finds a way to cope with Josh's absence.
Written for yuletide 2009.
Make Something Of Me
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Josh is a priest with just one weakness. Unfortunately, it's a big one. AU/AR
Boobs In Love
Rating: R
Summary: Drake and Josh find Megan's new hobby very inspiring.
Mugged On Memory Lane
Rating: Hard R
Summary: Josh gets more than he bargained for when Drake decides to reminisce.
Written for yuletide 2008
Save Room For Dessert
Pairing: Josh/Mindy
Rating: NC-17
Written for a prompt on tweendom_anon
Untitled Drake/Megan ficlet
Pairing: Drake/Megan
Rating: NC-17
Warning for incest
Written for a prompt on tweendom_anon
The Truth Of A Single Instant
Rating: R
50 one sentence fics, written for 1sentence
theatrical_muse Stuff
I played Drake Parker for a while. His journal is j-steelflex if you want to check out the non-fic entries not listed here.
Surprise! Your arch nemesis is at the door at a most inopportune moment! Now what?
What's the first thing you remember?
Write about a time you were the bearer of bad news
Freudian Slip
It's your birthday, what's the perfect way to celebrate?
Is there a situation where it's appropriate to be unkind?
"Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that's how we've got to live."
3:00 AM
A friend asks you to recommend a book: which book would you choose and why?
50ficlets Stuff
Me & You
Naughty Or Nice
Black & White
Missing You
Show & Tell
Growing Up
Light & Dark
Vids
Brokeback Drake & Josh
A parody of the Brokeback Mountain trailer
Woke Up This Morning
A D&J vid set to "Woke Up This Morning," the theme song to The Sopranos
Miscellaneous
D&J Audiofic (Use headphones. Not particularly safe for work. Audioclips from various D&J episodes mixed together. The first line is "We can't go to bed together" and it rolls from there.)
My Criminal Minds fic
Gen
Five Times Garcia's Phone Rang (And One Time It Didn't)
Garcia-centric gen
Rating: PG
Summary: Garcia's phone never stops ringing. And then, it does.
Warnings: Major character death (off-screen)
Gideon/Reid
Singing After The Storm
Rating: Hard R
Summary: An awkward situation leads Gideon to a confession. A terrifying situation leads Reid to a realization.
Warnings: Mentions of off-screen rape and violence towards women. OC death by gunshot.
Other Fandoms
Gifts Of Time And Love
Fandom: Blast From The Past (1999 movie starring Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone). Knowledge of the canon is necessary to get what's going on in this fic.
Pairing: Adam and Eve
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Eve's Christmas gift to Helen this year is a labor of love. Written for Yuletide 2012.
The Beauty Of A Flower Unseen
Fandom: Homeland
Friendship fic: Carrie Mathison and Saul Berenson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Behind a stranger's face waits a friend.
Warnings: Possible triggers due to mentions of ECT and a character with bipolar disorder having a depressive episode.
36 University Place
Fandom: Homeland
Friendship fic: Carrie Mathison and Saul Berenson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Carrie makes one hell of a first impression. Written for Yuletide 2013.
Warnings: None.
Old Friends, Rituals, and Reassurances
Fandom: Homeland
Friendship fic: Carrie Mathison and Saul Berenson
Rating: PG
Summary: An old friend helps Carrie put a few things into perspective.
Warnings: Spoilers for Season 3, including the season finale.
Author's note: Written for Trope Bingo. Trope: holidayfic
AM/PM
Fandom: House of Cards (US TV)
Rating: PG
Summary: "Congratulations, Ms. Underwood. By this time tomorrow, you will be the first woman president of the United States of America."
Content notes: None.
Author's note: Writtenfor ChristyCorr, who requested an AU where Claire is in Frank's place for Yuletide 2014. The reason for Walker's resignation is also AU in this fic.
A Terrible And Splendid Trust
Fandom: House of Cards (US TV)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In Frank they trust.
Content notes: Handcuffs, breathplay, canon threesome, ball gag, power dynamics/imbalance, light bondage, breaking the fourth wall, voyeurism, exhibitionism, bisexuality
Author's note: A Yuletide treat for Longwhitecoats.
Please heed the warnings! Some of my stuff is pretty hardcore.
Updated February 11, 2017
My Harry Potter fic
Slash
Severus/Harry
And Miles To Go Before I Sleep
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Harry/Snape, Harry/OMC, Harry/legions of others implied
Summary: Just one more...
Warnings: Non-con, forced prostitution, abuse, violence, bondage, public sex. There is a picture at the top of the page that is NOT WORKSAFE.
Attitude Adjustment
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape gives Harry something to look forward to.
Written for the Three Kinks challenge on pornish_pixies.
Kinks included: bondage, D/s, sex toys, cock binding, masturbation and voyeurism.
Come For Christmas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry invites Ron and Hermione (and Snape) to come for Christmas.
Came For Christmas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry and Severus make good use of a few private moments during the Christmas holidays.
Warnings: Light bondage, tickling. Sequel to Come For Christmas, but this can be read as a stand-alone fic.
Time Passages
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Things change as time goes by.
A series of four drabbles, one each rating NC-17, R, PG, and G. Written for the Dawn to Dusk Snarry fest.
Conversation With A Stranger
Rating: NC-17
Sometimes it's easier to talk to a stranger than to a friend. Written for the Dawn to Dusk HP/SS Fuh-Q-Fest.
The Truth About Harry Potter, Or, What The House Elf Saw
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Winky gets the wrong idea after she sees Snape with Harry. Dobby has to set her straight.
Walking the Thin Line
Rating: G
A Dictionary Drabble based on the word "ostensible."
A Hero's Welcome
Rating: NC-17
A Dictionary Drabble based on the word "rhetoric."
Doing It Right
Rating: NC-17
A Dictionary Drabble based on the word "meticulous."
A Night At The Opera
Rating: PG-13
A Dictionary Drabble based on the word "intermission."
Seeing Stars
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry and Snape are easing into a relationship, but they have nothing in common... or do they?
Written for the Dawn to Dusk Harry/Snape Fuh-Q-Fest
Lucius/Harry
Exception To The Rule
Rating: R
Warnings: torture and BDSM
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "exempt."
Lust For Power
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, incest, mention of bloodplay
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "rudiment."
Bad Karma
Rating: PG
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "karma."
We'll Always Have Stockholm
Rating: R
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "ameliorate."
Proof Enough
Rating: NC-17
Sequel to We'll Always Have Stockholm
Secret Places
Rating: NC-17
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "relinquish."
Alone With The Dark
Rating: R
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "oubliette."
What Gets Broken
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM, non-con. Potential to be disturbing.
A Dictionary Drabble basd on the word "contumacy."
Before You Die
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Harry is named the new Minister of Magic, he pays a visit to Lucius Malfoy in Azkaban and exacts revenge for past slights.
Warning: Non-con
Lucius/Severus
Roses May Be Red, But Violets Are Actually Purple
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Narcissa
Summary: This was definitely not what Severus had been expecting when Lucius requested his help finding the perfect Valentine's Day gift for Narcissa.
Content notes: Crossdressing, corsetry, semi-public sex, infidelity, rough sex, light bondage, Valentine's Day. Slash and het.
Written for hp_unfaithful's Valentine's Day Challenge
When Givers Prove Unkind
Rating: PG
Summary: Beware of Malfoys bearing gifts.
Sweet, But Not Nourishing
Rating: NC-17
Written for hp_remix. Title is from a quote by Mason Cooley.
Loyalty's Gift
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In a future where Lucius Malfoy is Lord, loyalty is rewarded.
Warnings: Breathplay, non-con, bondage
Co-written: snaples wrote Snape, I wrote Lucius Malfoy, and we both wrote Harry Potter.
Severus/Remus/Harry
The Right Divine
Rated: NC-17
Summary: A game is only a game as long as the players follow the rules.
Warnings: Coersion/non-con, BDSM, breathplay, slight underage (Harry is a few days shy of 16), OotP spoilers
Co-written: maeglinyedi wrote Remus, nimori wrote Harry, and I wrote Snape. Includes an image at the top that is NOT WORKSAFE.
Sirius/Remus
Dreams Go On
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The difference between fantasy and reality is... reality is altogether too real.
Warnings: Angst
The Ride of His Life
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus and Sirius take a ride in the heat.
Written for the frottage challenge on pervy_werewolf.
Sirius/Weasley Twins
From Earth To Dawn
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus sees more than he bargained for.
Warnings: Incest, voyeurism
Written for the voyeurism challenge on pornish_pixies.
Headlong We Are Tossed
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The twins' latest product needs a bit more tweaking.
Warnings: Incest, dub con bestiality, cock binding, bondage, D/s, threesome, sex toys, unabashed PWP.
Written for reversathon. Sequel to From Earth To Dawn.
Severus/Remus
Catching Up On His Reading
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape makes creative use of time that would otherwise end up being wasted.
Warnings: Bestiality
Written for venivincere's Post-Coital Chat Challenge.
Harry/Voldemort
Mirror, Mirror
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry dreams about Sirius.
Warnings: Underage (Harry is 16). Mindfuck. Dubious consent. Angst.
Sirius/Regulus
Night Inexorable
Rating: R
A series of six drabbles (100 words each). Prompt: One night to live over again.
Harry/Draco
Untitled crack!ficlet
Rating: R
Summary: Prompts were "Hagrid's hut" and "forgiveness"
Meta/crack fic
Het
Bill/Ginny
The Great Right Of An Excessive Wrong
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ginny loves Harry. She always will. But she loved Bill first.
Warnings: Incest, infidelity, angst
Written for smutty_claus 2010.
Severus/Hermione
Her Seventh Year
Rating: NC-17
A series of smutty vignettes showcasing Snape's and Hermione's sexual imaginations. Sex and magic are an unbeatable combination. Pure smut with no redeeming social value whatsoever.
Harry/Luna
Better Left Unsaid
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry's got a problem he doesn't want to talk about.
Written for smutty_claus.
Sirius/Minerva McGonagall
Bedtime Story
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius has a vivid imagination.
Written for smutty_claus.
Harry/Hermione/Ron
Untitled triosmut
Rating: NC-17
Written for ceilidh's birthday.
Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/OFC
Family Man
Rating: R
Summary: It's Narcissa's birthday, and Lucius has a wonderful surprise planned for her.
Written for luciusbigbang.
Lucius/Narcissa
Play And Make Good Cheer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's never a good thing when Lucius gets bored, but at least this time he won't get them written out of the will.
Written for smutty_claus 2011.
Gen
Anguilliform
Rating: PG
Summary: A treasure hunt leads to an important find. And a new friend.
Voldemort-centric gen. Written for reversathon 2012.
Untitled George Weasley-centric ficlet (set post-Deathly Hallows)
Rating: G
Any Means Necessary
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dumbledore will do whatever is necessary to ensure Voldemort's defeat. Dumbledore- and Snape-centric gen
Written for springtime_gen
Lurker In The Gaps
Rating: G
Summary: Harry ignores some good advice. Written for the snarry_games, prompt: correspondence (meaning "similarity or analogy.")
Introducing Unholy Trinity
A Lucius-centric ficlet written as an introduction to the character for an RPG that never quite got off the ground.
And Let You Go
Molly-centric ficlet written for maeglinyedi's Worst Nightmare Challenge.
Happy Birthday, Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A ficlet written in honor of Hermione's birthday. Ron and Harry plan a birthday surprise.
Mother's Milk
Rating: PG
Summary: The Fidelius Charm has been performed, and the Potters think they are safe. James reflects on the promise of the future.
theatrical_muse Stuff
I played Lucius Malfoy on theatrical_muse for a few years. His journal is purest_of_blood if you want to check out the non-fic entries not listed here.
Combined prompt: 'The first time I saw...' and 'What is the one thing about yourself you don't want anyone else to know?'
Combined prompt: 'Write a ficlet on the theme of trust, and Which are you more afraid of: Being too gullible and believing things that aren't true, or being too skeptical and missing out on something important?
Have you ever regretted a wish you made? Why? What happened?
What is the biggest lie you ever told, and what were the consequences?
Teaching children values
What have you most regretted losing?
A day in the life
What makes you laugh?
Do you feel that you were born with a predetermined role in society? If so, how do you feel about it?
Which is more important: self-preservation or forgiveness?
Daydreams
What is the oddest gift you've ever been given?
Miscellaneous Drabbles/Ficlets
Various pairings and prompts, most written to a specific theme. Assume NC-17 content unless it's marked gen.
HPshortfics stuff
HP_crimbo double drabble (Harry-centric gen)
Incest
Straight boys having gay sex
Non-themed
Miscellaneous kinks
Various ficlets (one angst, one humor)
First times
Under the influnce
Whorefic
Slavefic
Voyeurism
Sex in public
Bestiality
Slavefic and cheating
The truth hurts!
Non-themed
Getting into the Christmas spirit
Drabbles from an RPG character's point of view
Innuendos
Songfic
Threesomes
Het
Squicks
Incest
Laughter isn't always the best medicine
Non-themed
The Love Of The Beast Warning: violence and necrophilia. VERY DARK. Potentially VERY DISTURBING.
Non-themed
Non-themed
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2009
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2007
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2006
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2005
McTabby's Cat Birthday Drabblethon 2004
Essays
Dark, Marvelous, and Inscrutable
An essay about the character of Lucius Malfoy written for idol_reflection
RPGs
I played Lucius Malfoy on Unholy Trinity, an e-mail based game on a Yahoo group. Lucius's introductory ficlet is here.
I played Lucius Malfoy, the Weasley twins, and Minerva McGonagall on Knockturnal Ruins, an e-mail based game on a Yahoo group.
Audiofic
Snape/Harry audiofic (Use headphones. Not particularly worksafe. Audioclips from the Chamber of Secrets videogame mixed together. Snape/Harry and some implied Harry/Draco.)
Gift art
I have been very lucky to have several artists create some absolutely wonderful gift art based on my fics. PLEASE NOTE: SOME IMAGES ON THIS PAGE ARE NOT WORKSAFE!! View with caution!
My Drake & Josh fic
All fics are Drake/Josh unless otherwise noted.
Take The Hand Of Any Man
Pairings: Drake/Josh, Drake/OMCs
Rating: Hard R
Summary: Drake finds a way to cope with Josh's absence.
Written for yuletide 2009.
Make Something Of Me
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Josh is a priest with just one weakness. Unfortunately, it's a big one. AU/AR
Boobs In Love
Rating: R
Summary: Drake and Josh find Megan's new hobby very inspiring.
Mugged On Memory Lane
Rating: Hard R
Summary: Josh gets more than he bargained for when Drake decides to reminisce.
Written for yuletide 2008
Save Room For Dessert
Pairing: Josh/Mindy
Rating: NC-17
Written for a prompt on tweendom_anon
Untitled Drake/Megan ficlet
Pairing: Drake/Megan
Rating: NC-17
Warning for incest
Written for a prompt on tweendom_anon
The Truth Of A Single Instant
Rating: R
50 one sentence fics, written for 1sentence
theatrical_muse Stuff
I played Drake Parker for a while. His journal is j-steelflex if you want to check out the non-fic entries not listed here.
Surprise! Your arch nemesis is at the door at a most inopportune moment! Now what?
What's the first thing you remember?
Write about a time you were the bearer of bad news
Freudian Slip
It's your birthday, what's the perfect way to celebrate?
Is there a situation where it's appropriate to be unkind?
"Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that's how we've got to live."
3:00 AM
A friend asks you to recommend a book: which book would you choose and why?
50ficlets Stuff
Me & You
Naughty Or Nice
Black & White
Missing You
Show & Tell
Growing Up
Light & Dark
Vids
Brokeback Drake & Josh
A parody of the Brokeback Mountain trailer
Woke Up This Morning
A D&J vid set to "Woke Up This Morning," the theme song to The Sopranos
Miscellaneous
D&J Audiofic (Use headphones. Not particularly safe for work. Audioclips from various D&J episodes mixed together. The first line is "We can't go to bed together" and it rolls from there.)
My Criminal Minds fic
Gen
Five Times Garcia's Phone Rang (And One Time It Didn't)
Garcia-centric gen
Rating: PG
Summary: Garcia's phone never stops ringing. And then, it does.
Warnings: Major character death (off-screen)
Gideon/Reid
Singing After The Storm
Rating: Hard R
Summary: An awkward situation leads Gideon to a confession. A terrifying situation leads Reid to a realization.
Warnings: Mentions of off-screen rape and violence towards women. OC death by gunshot.
Other Fandoms
Gifts Of Time And Love
Fandom: Blast From The Past (1999 movie starring Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone). Knowledge of the canon is necessary to get what's going on in this fic.
Pairing: Adam and Eve
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Eve's Christmas gift to Helen this year is a labor of love. Written for Yuletide 2012.
The Beauty Of A Flower Unseen
Fandom: Homeland
Friendship fic: Carrie Mathison and Saul Berenson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Behind a stranger's face waits a friend.
Warnings: Possible triggers due to mentions of ECT and a character with bipolar disorder having a depressive episode.
36 University Place
Fandom: Homeland
Friendship fic: Carrie Mathison and Saul Berenson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Carrie makes one hell of a first impression. Written for Yuletide 2013.
Warnings: None.
Old Friends, Rituals, and Reassurances
Fandom: Homeland
Friendship fic: Carrie Mathison and Saul Berenson
Rating: PG
Summary: An old friend helps Carrie put a few things into perspective.
Warnings: Spoilers for Season 3, including the season finale.
Author's note: Written for Trope Bingo. Trope: holidayfic
AM/PM
Fandom: House of Cards (US TV)
Rating: PG
Summary: "Congratulations, Ms. Underwood. By this time tomorrow, you will be the first woman president of the United States of America."
Content notes: None.
Author's note: Writtenfor ChristyCorr, who requested an AU where Claire is in Frank's place for Yuletide 2014. The reason for Walker's resignation is also AU in this fic.
A Terrible And Splendid Trust
Fandom: House of Cards (US TV)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In Frank they trust.
Content notes: Handcuffs, breathplay, canon threesome, ball gag, power dynamics/imbalance, light bondage, breaking the fourth wall, voyeurism, exhibitionism, bisexuality
Author's note: A Yuletide treat for Longwhitecoats.