quote from my upcoming book

[gnarlyocelot]

from "man im sexy - by blake giunta

Comments

[choir_nerd04]

1st off, this book needs to apply to both men and women or im not putting my money into it.

2nd off, how is it that you, blake "the virgin" guinta, is writing a book on dating and gettin girls?! u have the least experience out of anyone who would be remotely interested in even reading ur book.

3rd off, some girls dont like cats. some dont like dogs. remey from student life didn't like any pets at all. so, a man has to know a little bit more about his gf/date to be intelligent enough to pick the right animal to attach "it is cute" to.

[gnarlyocelot]

notice how she didnt disagree with the "because she's thinking about what your children will look like" or any of the more detailed implications of my quote. And there is a disclamer for the few girls who dont like the basic "cute" animals.

[choir_nerd04]

i dont think of what my children will look like! seriously, i have WAY bigger things to put my mind to like homework, my life, MY FUTURE. so this whole book of yours im deeming whack and hereby revoke all my fundings

[gnarlyocelot]

Doug, thats a good title for the book.. "how to woo and win women by being an obnoxious jerk"

[choir_nerd04]

nice job!

[anonymous]

Blake....this is Anne Caldwell from SCC...I stumbled upon your journal through someone else's...I like what you wrote...it made me laugh and I think for not having much experience in the dating area, you are ahead of the game...and yes, I do think about what my children will look like...especially when I'm dating someone...for example, I am looking forward to cute Asian babies, if you know what I mean!

And if your book never gets written or published...keep posting hypothetical chapters from "Man I'm Sexy" for the amusement of people like me who are procrastinating writing papers...:-)