so i wake up in the middle of my sleep and i notice i really have to go #1 (thats PEE). So i get up, covering my eyes completely with my blanket, turn on the light in my room.. quickly step out. (almost completely closing the door behind me). I then take two steps to the left, putting me in my bathroom... i feel for the door, and close it almost
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yeah add this on ur list of annoyances... cuz no g/f or potential one would ever want to know about this
ur such a loser... a gay loser at that
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suffice it to say, we were very disappointed to find that you did NOT in fact soil your dookie-catchers.
This, however, leads us to two conclusions: 1) you sleep in the nude, and underbritches are not an issue, or 2) you do not use the easy-access flap when going #1 (that's PEE), but rather use the up-and-over technique and do your "bidniss" with your tighty-whiteys securely around your ankles. Please clarify which of these scenarios are in fact legit so that we can more accurately fantacize about your bathroom escapades.
In His glory,
Josh & Not Josh (that's Dylan)
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easy-access flaps are so old, hardly anybody uses them anymore- they are more a fashion issue with underwear companies.
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