oh college

[go_lady_rams]

My dad promised my sister that she can have my room when I go to college. So today at dinner, I told her that a dead old woman lives under my bed and crawls up to sleep next to me every night. And I said that the woman only has one arm and sometimes she bleeds on me.

My sister doesn't want my room anymore. haha.

Comments

[chaos_in_a_can]

hahahaahhahahhahhahhhaha
im never sleeping over

[taysoftball89]

so thats why fletcher sleepovers are never at ariels

i for sure dont want her to bleed on me

[the_loebster]

You do know, of course, that now that you've said it, it's totally going to happen for real.

[go_lady_rams]

it does happen for real. her name is ethel. she's actually quite personable.

[icecreammman4]

HAHAAHAHA

[amazincaucasian]

ahahahaha that is like the scary chain mail stuff on myspace.

[lollylove8]

...you should tell rem ethel has a bagina.