Not that I'd ever really be a porn star...

[go_now_go]

but if I had a sex tape nothing in life would ever be embarrassing again. A sex tape out, in stores, online, for purchase, rental or download.

For the record, no video recording of me having sex exists to my knowledge, but who knows whether or not someone has ever been a creep.

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[wuttariot]

about that sex tape....i have something to confess, don't be mad....but i've actually filmed you having sex every single time you've done it...so...my bad...