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goaheadnblunder

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Apr 22, 2011 14:15

I want TWENTY of these demonic bird shits captured, caged and left in my office so I can use as an extra credit assignment. I would say nineteen but the one that attacked me in the shower this morning got away. At least I'll have a lot of fun flipping the middle finger around for a while.

I have a field trip to operate now. I think one is ( Read more... )

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badasscopters April 22 2011, 18:22:29 UTC

Have fun turning to stone.

goaheadnblunder April 22 2011, 18:35:51 UTC

... Shit.

learn_my_name April 22 2011, 18:24:54 UTC

I caught some in jars. I'll leave them for you.

goaheadnblunder April 22 2011, 18:59:15 UTC

I will pay you handsomely for them. Thank you.

getthisguyoffme April 22 2011, 19:34:46 UTC

They won't stop coming. I've already tried shooting at them with a gattling gun but more just keep popping up.

goaheadnblunder April 22 2011, 23:23:56 UTC

I would suggest being careful with your limbs or you'll find yourself not being able to use them for a while.

getthisguyoffme April 22 2011, 23:27:59 UTC

What?!

...I'm gonna get the rocket launcher out.

goaheadnblunder April 22 2011, 23:30:55 UTC

I would join the fight but half of my leg just got stoned.

I'll need a pair of crutches with switchblades installed at the ends.

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miss_dreavus April 23 2011, 00:09:29 UTC

DON'T LET THEM DRIVE

CHICKENS CANNOT DRIVE

they are going to hit somebody.

goaheadnblunder April 23 2011, 00:11:02 UTC

I don't think they're even capable of sticking keys they don't even have into the ignition.

We don't have to worry about the driving anything,

miss_dreavus April 23 2011, 00:11:44 UTC

You just said one was driving the bus! Which is it, Leon?!

goaheadnblunder April 23 2011, 00:22:14 UTC

Did I?

I chopped off its face and pulled the key back out. There goes my field trip.