I think our lawn has reached new hights. I haven't mowed it once. I was going to do it today but the mower conveniently ran out of gas (insert diabolical laugh ( Read more... )

It's ironic how all the pilgrims wanted was freedom. That's not such a bad thing right? Where the irony comes into play is here: the pilgrims wanted freedom to practice one of the most opressive faiths known. Maybe the pilgrims are the reason this country is so fucked up.

Which toothpastefordinner picture describes you best?
The funny guy
You are very sarcastic and funny. I LIKE YOU.

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My mom is giving up. What has it been... a month and a half??? She'll be back by October to sit around Portage looking for a job, getting even more frustrated with herself, and making my dad do all the fucking work. I can tell she hates Arizona but for god's sake, its not about you this time. The family needs the money that you make there ( Read more... )

What's the answer pertaining to the continuation of my relation ship when there will be 5,000 miles between us? I don't want to think that far ahead. I guess I already know the answer. The sad thing is its my answer. fuck

I need a car. Cody you should ask your dad about that truck like how many miles it has and what you think it should sell for. I desperately need a car. Desperately. I also need another job to pay for it.

I bought my Bonnaroo ticket! It's going to be sooo awesome.

Hey Joe
Where ya goin with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe
I said where ya goin with that gun in your hand?

I'm goin down to shoot my old lady
Ya know I caught her messin' around with another man.

Hey Joe
I heard you shot your woman down

the feeling of boredom after plans fall through is overwhelming. saturDAY sucked but then george came over and we hung out with katie and jo. liz twitches in her sleep. went to madtown today. bought the arctic monkeys. i'm impressed but its another one of those bands that when it gets old.. it stays old for a while. i need to think my ( Read more... )

Biffy was in the pie eating contest. After words she gave me a chocolate-flavored kiss. What a girl.

According to my rough translation, Don Quijote is a crazyman living on a gun rack with his flacid horse, greyhound, horndog manservant and young neice of the same age ( Read more... )