Strike her with your magic spear!
I usually never look in the spam folder but really, it's a source of much amusement as well as anger at some of the topics (like weight-loss). And I reckon you could write a thesis on what it says about society and people's darkest, grubbiest fears and desires. Impotence/penis-enlargment spam is probably the funniest (to me, anyway, I don't have to worry about it).
Stop night fails!
Don't let your rod fall
Best oil for pork motor
Make your banana huge
Enlarge your male dignity
Hoist your lover bed event
Doping for your porksword!
Penetrate deeper than ever
She keeps begging to suck it
Make your meat-stick massive
Now Im huge women lust for me
Prepare your manhood for deeds!
Aid your darling sexual adventures
Now women will never dare ignore you
Meat for mixing girls' pain and pleasure
Every single chick will admire your stick
Shock her imagination with your love skills!
Be known like nobility because of big virility
Women will be funk when they see your trunk
Your super mega beast will grow like on yeast
Your male member is in fetters? Set him in free
Turn your woman into the slave of your hot tool
Now you will be able to satisfy every size-queen
Clever method for bigger pole - Ram her for days
Women will see your talent in drilling and banging
These blue friends will fill your rod with omnipotence
Add some coal in the boggy of your carnal locomotive
You want to have your stick big and nice, long and thick!
She will like the positive changes in your King Kong's abilities
Restore your masculinity for yourself, for her and for your love
Male failures in bed are the number 1 reason of couples' divorces
It melts every girl's ice - Top level night drive is easy to achieve!
Going for a big fishing is easy when you have a big bait in your pants
Your member will be so strong you will be able to break the wall with it
She doesn't really need your kindness or elegance. She needs to be drilled.
She loves you, she loves you not ... with that size she will definitely love you
Make your rod staying! Women form queue, when you got as much night energy as this Don Juan maker gives!
Prove to her you're a man - Even if you can satisfy you woman, who will refuse to have twice more emotions?