We were watching one of the most obnoxious shows I'd seen in a while. Christ. A poor woman who has so much money that she doesn't know what to wear from her walk-in closet, so she needs advice from an aging flamboyant gay man and his drawn-on-eyebrowed minions so she can buy ONE $30,000 blouse that she "really feels a connection with" instead of 12 ( Read more... )

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Hi, my name is: Shay Schri​bener​

Never​ in my life have I: 
Been serve​d somet​hing flami​ng at a resta​urant​.​ <-- life goal ( Read more... )

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Oh my goodness. I am eating the most delicious breakfast I've had in a while. Tuesdays I only have my chemistry class from 9:00 to 9:50, so I went to that then decided to cook breakfast for Juliet and I. I had many leftovers and a sprouting potato that needed to be eaten ( Read more... )

Oh, I'm just GOING TO PORTLAND! YEAAAAH!

 The other day I was looking on Craigslist rideshare for a car traveling to Portland. I saw an ad from a "queer wingnut writer", advertising her travel blog. Her name was Carrot ( Read more... )

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The last time you were in the fridg​e,​ what were you looki​ng for ( Read more... )

I slept in this morning because I didn't have chemistry. My first and only class on Friday is Liberal Arts/ Cultural History of the Ancient World at 10:00. I woke up at nineish (mmm, so nice) and thought a hearty breakfast would be nice. My potatoes are starting to sprout, so I cut one up and sort of fried it, making thick potato chips/fries with ( Read more... )