i want to go see the rolling stooooooooooooooooooooones today!!!!!!!!!!

There was a man, completely paralyzed mind you, in a wheelchair being pushed by some woman (and when I use the phrase woman, I mean it in the most offensive sense). She was arguing with her sister about the man (one can only imagine how much of a burden he must have been to her, though they were most definitely married). She'd assumed that because ( Read more... )

July 31st is officially the worst day for plans ever.

Lately I've been experiencing strange moods ( Read more... )

Last night I slept very well, but I had a series of dreams, only one of which I can remember. (I've censored the names, because I can't figure out how to make this a private entry, and if I had included the names, I'm sure you would all think I was strange and creepy.)I felt the need to record this dream ( Read more... )

I feel as though I've just lost the love of my life. Very strange. Probably due to the fact that I've just run out of cigarettes.

I am a lazy motherfucker ( Read more... )

Right now my brother is acting like the kind of person who would piss in Duchamp's Fountain.

You can't sit there! That's somebody's art!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

I think I may have had an lsd flashback, but maybe I am just trying to convince myself that I'm experiencing flashbacks to make sitting here slightly more exciting. I was looking at a long stick of stale bread, broken down the middle, when the porous spongey inside portion began to expand and contract (this expanding and contracting illusion ( Read more... )

I think what I need most is for something out of the ordinary to happen ( Read more... )