I decided to have a RAVE at my house, since practically everyone tells me that my basement would be perfect for a RAVE. So I made up the invitations and gave them out to all the cool kids. It was a bring-your-own-snacks party, but I supplied the glow-sticks. I was psyched ( Read more... )

The newspaper was having a freelance photo contest, Grand Prize: $50! I thought it would be funny to take a picture of my dog smoking a cigarette, because animals doing human things always makes for good photography ( Read more... )

We were sitting in the living room, discussing practical jokes and pranks, when my stupid cousin says "I have a great idea for a prank! Go to school to become a bartender, then whenever someone orders a drink "on the rocks," you ACTUALLY put rocks in it!! Good one, huh ( Read more... )

It's "the style" to have gentle swooping curls in your hair, but my hair doesn't curl, it waves. So of course, I borrowed my mom's curling iron without asking!! Don't tell ( Read more... )

Man, I needed money. So I started mowing lawns and raking lawns and shoveling snow, and before long, I had $20 big ones. Me and my half-brother went to K-Mart to pick up a Play Station 1, but we couldn't agree on which game to buy. I wanted "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego," and he wanted "Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego ( Read more... )