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[goclimarock]

The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may

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[hexdelete]

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[guinnessduck]

Hell, I would've stayed on the 2nd floor of the Wifes store myself if I could trade "have money" for "has somewhat of a nerdy streak." =P