Today, I'm trying to give my post a theme. And the theme is bugs. (Please forgive me in advance for all of the bad humor used in the following essay; it's much easier to write than good humor
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DLL (Daddy Long Legs) 1: So... DLL 2: Yup... DLL 1: So we're standing here on this wooden post... DLL 2: Yup... DLL 1: Life is good. DLL 2: Yup... DLL 1: So, want to find members of our species of the opposite gender and mate? DLL 2: Why not? That sounds strangely familiar.. You space out alot.
oh good...now I know I'm not the only person who can't focus on anything for long periods of time due to spaciness...I can keep myself occupied for hours, just spacing...but I try not to space while facing in the direction of people cause that can be annoying...I hate it when people are staring at me...spiders are awesome...
Oh wow. I started laughing out loud at the idea of you spacing out, looking like you were staring at some girl's butt.
"DLL (Daddy Long Legs) 1: So... DLL 2: Yup... DLL 1: So we're standing here on this wooden post... DLL 2: Yup... DLL 1: Life is good. DLL 2: Yup... DLL 1: So, want to find members of our species of the opposite gender and mate? DLL 2: Why not?"
That sounds like the conversations we drunken people normally have.
Oh, I think that some bugs might have sexually transmitted diseases. Just not like the kind humans get.
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DLL 2: Yup...
DLL 1: So we're standing here on this wooden post...
DLL 2: Yup...
DLL 1: Life is good.
DLL 2: Yup...
DLL 1: So, want to find members of our species of the opposite gender and mate?
DLL 2: Why not?
That sounds strangely familiar..
You space out alot.
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"DLL (Daddy Long Legs) 1: So...
DLL 2: Yup...
DLL 1: So we're standing here on this wooden post...
DLL 2: Yup...
DLL 1: Life is good.
DLL 2: Yup...
DLL 1: So, want to find members of our species of the opposite gender and mate?
DLL 2: Why not?"
That sounds like the conversations we drunken people normally have.
Oh, I think that some bugs might have sexually transmitted diseases. Just not like the kind humans get.
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