Virgin Sacrifice

[god_slayer_]

Alice Elliot! Since your virginity safety is always my top concern, I offer to be your bodyguard should any cult members try to kidnap you, etc!

And then there's always Blank's plan. Come on, your safety is important!

Plus, that Riku jerk stole my good pick-up line!

Comments

[ein_engel]

Some people don't care if you're a virgin or not.

[god_slayer_]

Silly Lady, I'm not the virgin.

[ein_engel]

I knew that.

But neither was my mother and she was sacrificed. This whole "virgin sacrifice" thing is ridiclous for that reason alone.

[god_slayer_]

Not really.

[kiss_of_malice]

...?

[god_slayer_]

That's what she said too.

[kiss_of_malice]

...killer?

[god_slayer_]

Hunh?

[_cardinalsin_]

Perhaps you should consider a different tactic...

[god_slayer_]

Yeah, yeah. The flowers.

Why do girls get all upset when you offer t'protect em anyway?

[_cardinalsin_]

I will never know why that didn't work...

Perhaps they read too much into it. And, well... it's you and, ah, your methods do not allay many of those fears.

[god_slayer_]

Yer sayin' I'm kinda rough around the edges? Maybe I should do somethin more refined...?