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May 02, 2007 00:33

My teeth hurt so I don't want to go to sleep because I know I'll dream teeth dreams that will scare my socks off. Not that i wear socks to bed. I used to, then realized that it is a futile effort as socks make feet hair get crinkled at the follicle. Painful, aye. It's like wearing a hat for 8 hours so your head hurts.

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doomydarkdoom May 2 2007, 07:22:48 UTC
I always end up minus one sock in the morning if I wear them to bed.

Suggest NightGuard thingy.

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god_v2 May 2 2007, 16:23:57 UTC
snakes steal them in the night

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doomydarkdoom May 2 2007, 18:11:50 UTC
That might be more frightening a prospect if a giant centipede hadn't crawled up our sink last month. I preserved him in a jar. If he can crawl up the sink, he can crawl up the toilet. I won't be worried about my socks THEN.

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god_v2 May 3 2007, 06:50:54 UTC
how giant. giant like Cretaceous era giant, or giant like angry snake giant?

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