im drawing a prototype for one of the greatest tattoos ever!

its a picture of mothra as a girl giving godzilla an graphic blow job!

evil will prevail you sons a bitches!

dood, im going to have a job thats only second to god's job ( Read more... )

shit yea mother fuckers, i'm damn proud to a black man living in america today. i woke up this morning and whipped out my giant dick and took a piss. seeing as i was in a playful mood, i wrapped my shlong around my waist hoisted it over my shoulder and pissed from my shoulder. it felt like i was using a bazzoka ( Read more... )

1) my designer bags

2) my designer shoes

3) my home recordings

4) my paintings

5) my sketches

6) my eggs and spaghetti

more to come...

NINJA's lets bring em back. at least in the United states. i dont know if there are any in japan, im sure there are at least some, i mean we still got cowboys in the United states, i mean yea i know that japan is like 80 years ahead of us, but i find it hard to believe that they would do something so dumb as to leave ninjas out of the future. i ( Read more... )

things i stole today ( Read more... )

"ive never had a hangover in my life, because ive never stopped drinking"

-voltaire

yo i discovered what was causing my fuckin headaches. it was this weird chinese glue which happens to be yellow as adrian pointed out. coincidence? i think not. ive got my eye on you china ( Read more... )

yo im two days late on this muther fucker ( Read more... )

this is my first time writing in a journal ever. to be honest i find them rather stupid and pointless but i wanted to have more fun this year and nothing says fun like stupid and pointless just assk my left ankle ( Read more... )