Question for the day: Virgin Sacrifice

[godasriel]

when you sacrifice a virgin into a volcano is it A) a literay device indicating the erupting male appendage, or is it in fact B) a volcano?

Should it be B, I consider that rather wasteful. Has anyone done a Greenhouse Gas study of virgin sacrifice? How many carbon credits must be purchased per virgin?

Comments

[jluke]

I don't think the volcano is connected to ejaculative virility, but anything is possible. The virgin sacrifice dynamic seems to be about giving up something of great value in order to appease a potentially destructive force of nature.