Four straight days of music and my brain is Jell-o, not to mention all the crap I let go to hell around the house since this thing started on Wednesday ( Read more... )

BRINGS TO MEANING TO THE PHRASE "GIVE HIM THE GOAT"

Save my balls!

The 76 ball has been a part of our histories since we were kids - don't let those boring bastards at Conoco Phillips replace the iconic spinning orange ball with those crappy flat red signs. Goddammit, people, it's time to fiight for the American way, the right to orange balls, and such.

the internet has been instrumental in my self-actualization. and in learning the lyrics to "another one bites the dust." i love living the 21st century.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=robot+penises

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It is 45 degrees outside, so today I have opened my 2 big memory trunks .... what I find in there illustrates my life; what I have chosen to keep illustrates who I am.

Some things horded all these years:Small, silver menorrah my first serious boyfriend's parents gave me for Hannukah in our 2nd year together. It has flowers on it. I told them I ( Read more... )

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not going to vegas after all. political stuff. no sweat ( Read more... )

It is impossible to be in a bad mood while listening to:

Charlatans UK - The Only One I Know

Now you go!

MATH1) Head-on collision + 1-lb. burrito from Taco Shack = an afternoon spent using Q-tips to dig beans and cheese out of steering wheel column and air vents ( Read more... )