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[goddamnbatsperm]

10,000 COMMENTS

In only nine months! Be proud of me!!! Maybe!

So, ANYTHING GOES MEME mostly for Damian, but Booster/Ned/Dairine/Will can come too. ASK ME QUESTIONS, GIVE ME PROMPTS FOR FICLETS OR MINI-ESSAYS. WHATEVER YOU PREFER!!

Entertain me pls.

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[hidesthebodies]

How does Damian feel about Oriya after the cleaning post?

[goddamnbatsperm]

He mostly thinks that Oriya missed the point of his civil disobedience entirely, but he took note of the fact that Oriya doesn't disrespect him, so there may be some amended interactions going forth. Damian just wasn't ready to acquiesce in that situation; he doesn't think Oriya understands why he was so upset about cleaning, but then again, I don't think Damian realized it fully.

What about Oriya and Damian?

[hidesthebodies]

Well, Oriya mostly thinks that Damian missed the point behind the cleaning, so I think they're even. He is maybe growing to be a little fonder of Damian, even if he won't admit it entirely yet. He also took note that Damian wasn't as horribly rude to him, this time.

Why was Damian so upset about cleaning?

[goddamnbatsperm]

Damian is, in my view, totally terrified quite a bit. His life is like... raised by people not his mother for eight years; introduced to his mother and hung out with her for two years; gets shipped to dad for the sole purpose of screwing up his life; dad dies disappears and he's left with people he doesn't know well and who don't understand him. He's completely lost in the water because everything he's been taught is completely wrong, so he's having to relearn how to do everything in his life with people he doesn't feel inherent loyalty to (though they grow on him).

Add camp to that, where he loses any status he had at home by being the son of Batman/Bruce Wayne/Talia and everyone thinks he's an adorable little joke, and he can't take it. They only thing he has at all is his reputation and lineage, and the former is completely gone in camp, and the latter (including the status that comes with it) is being threatened by doing something he's never been asked to do in his life. Cleaning is what servants are for. He doesn't mean that

[andcontrarywise]

I am totally proud of you.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Thirty-six comments a day is totally worth congratulating.

Oh my god my life.

[andcontrarywise]

Hatter is closing in on 9,000 in seven months.

What liiiife? XD

[goddamnbatsperm]

Hatter needs to troll Damian in camp now :D

[cake_and_death]

I know the memory thing makes it a bit off, but what did Damian think of Tsuzuki? What prompted the blowup?

[goddamnbatsperm]

In an earlier thread, Hisoka suggested that there was something Damian might need to know about Muraki, but refused to say what it was. Damian knows that it's negative in nature but couldn't get any more information. He hates being treated like a child or someone who can't handle information because he is really smart, so when Tsuzuki insisted on not telling him details about why he and Muraki might not get along, he saw it as an extension of a conspiracy Hisoka was perpetrating.

The problem with the memory thing is that Damian thinks Tsuzuki is dumb, but he's not at all fazed by him being a reaper OR WHATEVER HE IS. It's late. Hush.

LIKEWISE?

[cake_and_death]

AHA okay. That blowup was the best and worst thing Damian could have done. Now Tsuzuki knows that he has suspicions, and he also knows, based on that full conversation, that Damian is intelligent and mature and the type of person who doesn't trust blindly. He really wants to tell him the truth about Muraki! But he and Hisoka both think that doing so is the one thing that would put Damian in danger from Muraki in the first place. It is a horrible, horrible catch-22 and he is very conflicted right now. And yeah.

[archaelologist]

Damian and Pirate Robin's relationship! And maybe how he saw her during the wolf game?

Alternately, Vanya and Damian's first middle school dance. MAKE IT AWKWARD.

[goddamnbatsperm]

He just doesn't like Pirate Robin that much. It may be the inherent PIRATENESS and NINJANESS of them but he doesn't like that they have the same name; that people defer to her as the original Robin; that she comes off as patronizing or... just older and therefore slightly more authoritarian? And this carried over to the wolf game (THOUGH IT DIDN'T FACTOR INTO WHY I SUSPECTED YOU GUYS fyi). He really really didn't like that she was all "OH I SEE WHY VANYA LIKES YOU". He's trying to make heads or tails of that relationship and so it frustrated him when people know more than he does but don't tell him. It feels like total betrayal.

Also you'll have to wait for a bit for the fic prompt. I HAVE TO ANSWER EVERYONE FIRST. AND THEN WRITE THINGS.

[archaelologist]

It is okay, I'm pretty sure most of the Strawhats don't like Damian either. :

[goddamnbatsperm]

She won't stop touching me!! MAKE HER STOP.

[alwaysuserubber]

Damian's opinion on Luffy/VANYA CHILLIN' WITH THE PIRATES?

[goddamnbatsperm]

Ew, gross. Pirates.

Individually, he hates Zoro (and people who say he's like Zoro) and really doesn't like Nico Robin, so on a person-to-person basis he's not fond of them them. However, he thinks that they're probably good for Vanya, and he recognizes that if they weren't around Vanya would probably be with him all the time, so it's really good in that respect.