Comments | goddamnbatsperm: [ic: locked to vanya/whorehouse ARE YOU SURPRISED]

goddamnbatsperm

Aug 03, 2010 18:24

[Someone had a really rough night and is starting to stir]

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00_07 August 4 2010, 01:27:06 UTC

[still sleeping fairly soundly right next to him]

goddamnbatsperm August 4 2010, 01:29:29 UTC

[my god, why does everything in the world hurt. groaning and putting his arm up to get the nasty light away from him]

00_07 August 4 2010, 01:31:28 UTC

[shifts over in her sleep, moving away from him slightly]

goddamnbatsperm August 4 2010, 01:37:40 UTC

[Attempts to open his eyes. Aborts mission. Rolls over to use the pillow to cover his head, moving a lot]

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hidesthebodies August 4 2010, 01:32:59 UTC

[guess who's making LOTS OF NOISE in the kitchen this morning . . .

or a normal amount of noise, but more than enough to make your head feel worse]

goddamnbatsperm August 4 2010, 01:37:52 UTC

[FUCKER]

hidesthebodies August 4 2010, 01:50:07 UTC

[NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE MAKING TEA]

goddamnbatsperm August 4 2010, 01:52:09 UTC

[just kill me]

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actualrapist August 5 2010, 04:28:45 UTC

[THERE'S A LARGE WRAPPED BOX THAT WASN'T THERE THE NIGHT BEFORE]

goddamnbatsperm August 5 2010, 04:30:13 UTC

[Manages to notice it and creep-slowly-over to look at it]

actualrapist August 5 2010, 04:33:02 UTC

[It is perfectly wrapped, there's a note attached: Happy Birthday. Use it responsibly. Signed M.]

goddamnbatsperm August 5 2010, 04:36:50 UTC

[Rips it open, quietly]

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