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[goddes]

Would a chainsaw be too much to ask for today?

Huh
Urban agriculture
On selling condoms

Comments

[ragnarok20]

Trojan breaks more often.

[goddes]

Entirely true.

[jaydeyn_sitari]

Nah. I don't think that it was anything other than giants responsible for the Giant's Causeway! This time, I do not believe science! :D

Grammar ambiguity made me go D: at that last one! And that'd be typical if they are trying to squeeze out the competition! OF COURSE they're going to be the ones that break more often. Hmph.

Sorry, haven't got a chainsaw. Always been a bit worried about chopping of my own leg!

:)
Jaydeyn

[goddes]

Maybe the giants used kitchen materials. They must have. Because, yes, giants are truly the only explanation.

My local friends with chainsaws have forbidden me from borrowing theirs, since they don't wish to assume any liability when i inevitably lose a limb.

[jaydeyn_sitari]

Maybe they did. After all, giants are always going on about cooking People Pie.

*g* Can't say I blame them. Unless you're going to be wearing full chain mail and only have a small job to do, it's so not worth playing with! Unless it's during the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse... and if I learnt anything from teh latest Dawn of the Dead, it's that even then it's not a good idea to play with them!

:)
Jaydeyn

[goddes]

People pie doesn't sound very appealing. Not like a good blueberry pie... But I suppose it would take more blueberries to make a giant pie than people.

I think my workplace may qualify as a microcosm Zombie apocalypse. Would flame throwers be more advisable?