A wise man once said...
Were you born on the sun?" Maybe it wasn't that wise, and perhaps he said it in a movie, but it's still applicable nonetheless. It's like 2000 degrees out there. Maybe 3000. I was going to invite you over to my flat to swim in our daiquiri-filled pool, but all the ice melted. Also, the humane society said that I wasn't allowed to keep manatees in it anymore, even though the manatees were clearly enjoying themselves and protested the decision violently by actually waking up and moving around a bit.